Greg Harris🐀+🦄

House Majority Leader (ret.) Bacon lover. Cat person LGBT lawmaker . Working on being a better human and Muay Thai. Alleged 'bloviating crapweasel'. He/Him/His

[Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker]

Governor Pritzker delivers remarks at John F. Benjamin Exceptional Service Award Ceremony https://t.co/Tqy3dEHLvj

[Covie @covie_93]

BREAKING: Google and Apple maps to rename United States as 'Unites States'

[Greg Harris🐀+🦄 @repgregharris]

Oof

[David Gura @davidgura]

“United States” is spelled incorrectly on the White House’s agreement with AI executives:

[Greg Harris🐀+🦄 @repgregharris]

Thank you Gov @JBPritzker for standing up for equal treatment for all our students once again.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

The Department of Education just rolled back Title IX protections for LGBTQ+ students.

Trump is once again attacking the civil rights protections that help make our country great.

Illinois will remain a safe state for ALL students to pursue their dreams.

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

John Peller is stepping down as the CEO of AIDS Foundation of Chicago, but not before he leads one last Aids Run & Walk this weekend.

WGN-TV's Mike Lowe sat down with him ahead of this weekend's event: https://t.co/R2Akp7ULjv

[Greg Harris🐀+🦄 @repgregharris]

Wishing you reflection, renewal, and forgiveness this Yom Kippur.

[Illinois Attorney General @ILAttyGeneral]

The court’s decision is a victory for voters, for democracy and for the rule of law in this country. I am pleased that the Supreme Court affirmed the lower courts’ decisions to stop this un-American rule from taking effect and creating chaos before the midterms.

[Greg Harris🐀+🦄 @repgregharris]

Shana Tovah to all my friends beginning their Rosh Hashanah celebrations this evening!

[Variety @Variety]

"South Park" is changing its name to "South America" for Season 29.

“Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA.  We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation," creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone said in a statement, trolling Trump for changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America (and Google and Apple for accepting it).

Season 29 premieres Sept. 16th at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central. Additional new episodes will premiere Sept. 30, Oct. 14, Oct. 28, Nov. 11 and Nov. 25.

https://t.co/61rBJbZuw7

[Illinois Attorney General @ILAttyGeneral]

If the Trump administration is allowed to decide what is safe and appropriate healthcare for this population, what’s to stop them from meddling in everyone’s care? The administration’s unlawful actions should concern us all, as they affect us all: https://t.co/dW2e197MaQ

[MapQuest @MapQuest]

We’re not changing it.

[JB Pritzker @JBPritzker]

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: Trump Tower is renamed to NATALIE TOWER!

[MaggieK 🇨🇦 @MaggieKeresteci]

@CityNewsTO I’ll play along / let’s rename the St Lawrence the Strait of Our Moose

[Missellie @Missellie19]

Canada’s trade war anthem

[The Hormuz Report @HormuzReport]

BREAKING: Donald Trump has quietly admitted defeat and privately signalling he's willing to end the Iran war without a nuclear deal if the Strait of Hormuz simply opens, a humiliating retreat from his demand for "unconditional surrender," per WSJ.

Trump privately told aides he would declare victory based on reopening the Strait — a far cry from his promises to "decimate" Iran's nuclear program. But Iran just raised the price of that exit: $300 billion** in compensation, **$100–123 billion in frozen assets, U.S. troop withdrawal, and an end to the naval blockade.

Trump wanted out. Iran is making him pay for it.

U.S. officials say Trump sees the Strait as his only viable exit. But Iran's new demands mean even that is now in doubt. Tehran knows Washington is desperate to leave — and is holding the waterway hostage until Trump surrenders on every point.

[Matt Viser @mviser]

In a striking 19-page legal document filed late this afternoon, U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro undermined everything that President Trump has been saying about the damage to the Reflecting Pool for the past six weeks.

My latest on this DC summer scandal: https://t.co/4q7BzvlOnz

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference https://t.co/C68UEDxXrp

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

I wasn’t ready for this. ☠️ 😭

Low T Pete will never live this down.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Update from the reflecting pool! The pool has been drained, and there are no signs of the giant gash that Donald Trump has been lying about. No indications of major vandalism. Just a bad paint job. The only thing that’s been exposed is that Trump has been lying about this.