Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI)

Official tribute page to the representative of Florida’s 1st Congressional District, Matt Gaetz (R-DUI).

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

The future of the @GOP: Defund the police!

[American Firearms Association @2A_Freedom]

.@RepMattGaetzFL: "The ATF cannot be trusted, it needs to go, we need to Abolish the ATF before they abolish our Second Amendment rights."

#AbolishTheATF

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@SenterAlan @2A_Freedom @RepMattGaetz Yup

[Nancie "Mind Your Own Damn Business" LaPier @NancieLaPier]

This must be @RepMattGaetzFL

[Rich Brown @BrownRichbr319]

@RepMattGaetzFL You want Pelosi office she had as Speaker we heard. Her toilet sprayed fresh toilet water up her ass same as you want 🖕👍

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@NancieLaPier It me

[well, that's just it. @EroticTed]

CLOSE ASSOCIATE of #mattgaetz JOEL GREENBERG sentenced to 11 YEAR PRISON for SEX TRAFFICKING of MINOR, among other crimes.
@mattgaetzvenmo1 @mattgaetz4head @MGaetzForehead @mattgaetzhair @RepMattGaetz
@RepMattGaetzFL

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@groovylounge I did!
Ooops I thought you meant the House Members’ toilet)

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@Mygroal @EroticTed @CoffeyTimeNews @mattgaetzvenmo1 @mattgaetz4head @MGaetzForehead @mattgaetzhair @RepMattGaetz Nah

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@SMHeath1 @ACABylonBee @ltwlauren How else can I watch myself gently stroking it?

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@NancieLaPier Of all the things I have done with/to teenagers, I like this one the least

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@BugdenSteven @mattgaetz Please, spare me. I have raised WAY more than $300K for abortion providers throughout my 20s and 30s, especially those providing for underage, trafficked, and vulnerable girls.

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@rjoseph7777 @TheJusticeDept

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@PogosGhost @RepAndyBiggsAZ @replouiegohmert @RepScottPerry @RepMTG @RepMoBrooks

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@ESugarloaf @RepMattGaetz

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

But this doesn’t apply to a child I am dating, right? #SugarDaddys

[Kevin Sorbo @ksorbs]

If you take your children to places where dildos and sex are glorified, you’re a bad parent.

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@shertno Christ, I am an asshole

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

@rachel99marta Yup

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

OR CSI…WHATEVER IS IN SYNDICATION

[House Republicans @HouseGOP]

America needs LAW & ORDER.

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

What can I say, I thought the Great Replacement Theory was Uncritical Race Theory, with guns. Turns out I was right. https://t.co/KhhE1f7mdw

[Not Matt Gaetz (R-DUI) @RepMattGaetzFL]

TLDR; feminists are ugly and can’t get laid