RepMikeFlood🥔

Getting my ass handed to me by constituents. Perpetually confused. I don't read. (obvious parody)

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@EricLDaugh I absolutely agree! We don't want married conservative women voting, only their husbands should vote.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

We look at you with our dead eyes and tell you we shouldn't feed kids. Those lazy suckers should get a job.

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

Republicans will look at you dead in the eye and tell you that we shouldn't feed kids.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

This is my favorite part about DOGE.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Hurricane season begins today. The Trump administration has ousted:

—20% of all FEMA staff
—50% of FEMA leadership positions
—60% of FEMA's permanent regional administrators

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@IBEW Is it because politicians like me would love nothing more than to destroy unions?

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@SenatorRicketts I'm glad taxpayers are going to be subsidizing the stock market with these "savings accounts" that should help our chances in the midterms! #PropUpTheDow!

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@mikehilgers @VP I'm so glad you are deflecting from the fraud we do! Thanks for having our backs!

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@SenatorAndyKim @JoDeeAdelung I would never do anything brave like that. Taking a stand is against my morrells.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@ReverendWarnock But my pockets are SCRATCHY without lining!

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@JoshuaF50879413 @USRepMikeFlood They make me cranky too, Josh. We should get a beer sometime.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@mcuban That's why I love them and I would NEVER support a public option or universal healthcare.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@asanderford @4nsmiley By my calculations, nobody in my party SERVES the people of Nebraska anyway... But I love a frivolous lawsuit.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@WOWT6News He's falling behind, I usually get 4 annual checkups.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@TeamPillen YES! We love denying care to people! I'm particularly proud that you have needlessly complicated the process. #GoodWork #RepublicanRedTape
https://t.co/1OfyhjNjal

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

I'm BAAAAAACK!
#PotatoMikeFlood

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@PeteRicketts I didn't get a chance to take my staged picture yet. My brand new hunting costume is starched and READY.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@PamelaBowden14 @KETV God loves rainbows and she loves the gay people she made too.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@SeriusBall @NebraskaDems Trump started the shutdowns

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@SeriusBall @NebraskaDems Inflation is global and the US is doing better than most places. 😘

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@__wasabisan__ @USRepMikeFlood No, that's our party. It keeps things simple. I like not thinking.

[RepMikeFlood🥔 @RepMikeFlood]

@robdobber81 @NebraskaDems Where does it say anything about cars or phones?