Sam I Am

author: “How to understand sarcasm on the internet as an autistic person” buy my book!

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TL:DR I reclaim the title Reply Guy. It is OUR WORD.

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@midtown_rob “Boiler room is the best movie about finance” says guys who believe the gold plated toilets myth

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@StarBarduous Only the good die young.

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@third_eldest What if… a model of the type that was desired… followed directions? 🤯🤔🤔

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@The_Petrichory @carolinaednac @MorlockP Adam serwer is right. The cruelty is the point.

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This is someone’s grift who is about to make $865,000

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

Whitepill #16:

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@GmorkOfNothing Thank you for poasting this. I feel like somehow my Twitter actions have taken the ability to buy twitter blue from me… it is not an option anymore. Thin ice?

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@strangestloop The best way to determine if a relationship will die is contempt, aka one person simply does not care about the others choices, reasons, etc. all relationships are a question of choosing whether to love them tomorrow. Whether in high school or 50 years married matters not.

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@UsingLyft “I’m rich biatch, beep beep”

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@proetrie Most fucked up thing is that his wife follows her and knows all.

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@MorlockP I was also raised religiously, went away as a prodigal in a world that told me why it was so unimportant. As I became an adult, even close family had left the Church. A child assumes that things will stay the same forever. Adults know this world has gone mad.

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@jaaonpe Hahahah holy shit how did you jailbreak this???

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@dom_potwor Yeah, how else do you think Americans know about him? His charitable works???

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@CovfefeAnon @ElonBachman @kitten_beloved I’m only one man and I don’t want a Stonewall plaque in the neighborhood forever… not phenomenal for property values…

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@PribblePrabble @spidres @Sankarasson How did you go to so much schooling and learn less than nothing?

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@ElonBachman @CovfefeAnon @kitten_beloved The gay 55 year old couple that moved into my neighborhood is nowhere near the very online literal paid agents of nefarious entities (hey Yoel?! How’ve you been??)

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@MorlockP @0x49fa98 He is clearly very smart. But even leaving the left coast didn’t shake off all the “love is love” brainworms.

Parasociality goes brrrrrr

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@Baldilocks58 @MMorganJones89 @drewsparkley @GabrielVanca @TypeForVictory Adrian, you are a boor and a bore.

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@Baldilocks58 @MMorganJones89 @drewsparkley @GabrielVanca @TypeForVictory Thought you blokes liked sarcasm. Let’s try again. Your posts are inane and your idols are worthless.

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@8EyedEel Brittney griner the Holy Roman Empire of prisoner swaps according to Voltaire.

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@MarginalRick Fools rush in where wise men fear to tread (the pussy)

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@718Tv Lmfao this being a tweet from mid 2020 is truly icing on the cake