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If I had a wife I wouldn't be on twitter, dumbass

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@favelaoverlord What do you think about tricky dick turning down mao’s offer to give the usa 10 million chinese women. Nixon, gotta be top 5 most retarded presidents

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@jessimoonss Sub 20 viable today

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@troutfishfarms Beta(fish,fish)

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@_vandul Love the show. Are you flexible on creative control? We want to make sure we have positive representation for our expat family in the West Bank and also Gaza. Let's talk. Willing to deal.

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@troutfishfarms Smartest carp in the kiddie pool

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@_vandul Do you think tom cruise and stanley kubrick ever got invited to the eyes wide shut banksy parties?

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Look man I agree but you can't be talking about how movies turned you inside out. No, digger did not hit your back walls until you couldn't walk straight, relax

[Aaron Gwyn @AmericanGwyn]

These days, when I see someone say this, I just feel bad for them. Too many young people have been propagandized into preferring pedantic lectures and political sermons over the sublime experience of being turned inside out by truly transcendent art, music, and Literature.

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@WASJAPPIN Them: So what's your job? Me: Yeah, so when we run the special hot-off-the-presses bullshit, my job is to find the least ugly guy in the office who has the big hand gestures, and I give him his talking points before he goes on Mr. Smiles

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"European Kazakhstan" FOH

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@delillostan If you sent this to delillo he would go catatonic. This is a rich vein

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@Wifesucker resident weasel

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@jakebrodes I was ONLY four teen / YOU TAUGHT ME HATE / Made me wait / Not afraid of eighty eight

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I'm voting really fuckin hard now.Everything's blue I'm blue daboodee I'm blueing my pants everything's covered in blue Oh FCK Is that a tidal wave of blue? my house got washed away by blue oh god oh fuck

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Signs pointing towards a blue tsunami:
- Primary turnout historic trends
- Gallup party identification
- Every single poll in the past two months
- Trump's approval on the economy at 31%
- Special elections

Signs pointing towards a red wave:
- vibes idk

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@arcadioenjoyer @sexytwerp Mingus before he sits down to record with Joni Mitchell: Now you're not one of my racist gay fans, right?

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@evilnigga400 Freezing to death in Togo. In October. Like it's the fuckin shining. The posters over there are on another level. Master baiters

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@annakatherines_ Jesus said only look into your neighbor's bowl to make sure he has enough but he didn't say a lick about ATM receipts. One time I saw $69420 on a guy's balance, sounds like a joke but it's true. There are skinwalkers out there

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@JoniLNemeth @__balloutboy I used to volunteer at a soup kitchen. We would start shifts by doing pickups from 2 TJ's, and every single time they were giving us pounds of focaccia. Check the dumpster out back at 7 any given morning, you can go buck wild

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@2Planetary2Con The apache are coming up the slopes, but Rob starts pissing in the caldera and Dragula needle drops

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@dantbedenied The timeline loves berman today. Might be the fall kill yourself air

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@irltechnogatsby If you transfer to hofstra or reed you could find greepers. Geordanians

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You should cry over spilt man milk, though -cummers 4:20