@favelaoverlord What do you think about tricky dick turning down maoโs offer to give the usa 10 million chinese women. Nixon, gotta be top 5 most retarded presidents
@wreckette As a man, watching porn and busting is like having sex with an imaginary woman. Gooning is a place most of us will never go. Zen. The place beyond the penis.
@staticbluebat@wreckette Nah when you're edging you're jorking it but you're trying not to bust at all. when you're gooning you're busting, stroking soft, back to hard, brain off flow state. true gooners know
@Horrorxwhimsy@buggirl If I had a baby with colic I'd take them on every weekday redeye ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ I don't give a shit who has work in the morning this baby needs overnighted from Ft. Lauderdale to Houston to witness its ninth cousins' baptism