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BREAKING: Slimes outfielder Kaden Leonard caught on his not so sneaky link in another state. Could this mean increased performance from Mr. Leonard? The Slimes will find out this weekend if girls help or hurt play for Kaden.

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PARTY IS BUMPING‼️

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BREAKING: Girls arriving at 11‼️ PER COMMISIONER‼️ Everyone pull up‼️

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BREAKING: Hearing of a possible reunion tonight… more to come. Also hearing Gavin Wimsatt will be making an appearance.

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@PiranhasRoad doesn’t show for their game against the @SlimesWMLW today. Typical move for a team that has wanted the smoke all year. Sounds like they a little scared.

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BREAKING: Cloggers drop two to the Slimes by forfeit. With early scheduled games it didn’t allow Slimes roster members to go on LNPR’s. Bad look for the Cloggers and good look for the Slimes as they have a big night ahead.

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The @CloggersCogdell must be constipated as they forfeit 2 games to the slimes. Looks like the league fears the slimes. Sorry we couldn’t put on a show for the fans. #slimenation

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BREAKING: @SlimesWMLW GM Brian Helbig and @BeetsBm Interim GM Jake Insley discussing possible trades in the upcoming weeks.

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BREAKING: Slimes DH Brennen Ippolito and OF Nick Thorpe have been placed on the 3 Day DL. More info to come soon.

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BREAKING: @PiranhasRoad finalizing a trade to send Jake Dunn and a player to be named later to @BeetsBm for star player Alex Touloupas. More details to come on confirming of this, but as of right now, this trade is the first of many to come throughout the league.

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They on the @MarisMystery

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$5 bounty for anyone who exposes the name and address of the anonymous coward creating these outrageous rankings @WMLWiffleball

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BREAKING: @WmlwA runner confirmed to be on @MarisMystery. With their rankings and comments on the team in this weeks power rankings, we see a clear match to the Mystery. High chance of it being Evan McCoy, would say he’s best in the odds if you were to bet on it.

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Power Rankings & Analysis For All 24 WMLW Teams After Week 2 (1-11):

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@PumpersDaddy @WmlwA @PiranhasRoad @BeetsBm Not like itd be anything for your team to worry about.

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BREAKING: @WmlwA is a fraud, @PiranhasRoad and @BeetsBm do not deserve top 15 rankings, neither to be ahead of the Slimes. Per official WMLW account, the Comets were #7 in the PR after week 1. The claims of our lackluster ability to win games will soon come to haunt fellow teams.

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Power Rankings & Analysis For All 24 WMLW Teams After Week 2 (12-24):

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BREAKING: Nick Wood quits on the @MarisMystery. Teams falling apart per sources. “Chubs” wants out aswell. They didn’t want the Slimes smoke in the division race. Futures even brighter for the Slimes.

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BREAKING: The Comets suck. Period. That’s the tweet. Slimes top 10 power rankings next week as they claim the division lead⁉️🐍

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BREAKING: Ryan Scheck says he wants out of @PiranhasRoad. He is sick of the team and how they “have no good players except [him] and Nate.” Could be huge in the upcoming weeks to see how this team deals with this and how conflicts could erupt in the future.

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BREAKING: Sources say possible trades to come in the league in the upcoming days. Some seem to make 0 sense. #BREAKING

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BREAKING: @BeetsBm drop 4 straight today. What a brutal showing. Per D Scro, absolute brutal performance from a team thought to be great. Should be an easy rivalry if we meet them in the regular season.

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BREAKING: True statement.

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@PiranhasRoad are bad

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BREAKING: @MarisMystery drop a game to the Panthers. The division seems to be opening up for the Slimes. After a tough week 1 the Slimes look to bounce back with 2 W’s in week 2. The future is bright for the Slimes and cloudy for the Mystery.