@PiranhasRoad@WMLWiffleball We’ve tried to schedule games w u multiple times. Ur too busy getting ur hair bleached and pretending to be slim shady. We can’t be bothered at this point might as well rest up for the playoffs 🤷♂️
Cloggers show up for game 2 as slimes win 6-0. Home runs from LF Nick Thorpe, CF Christian Mascari, and DH/Owner Mason Fitzsimmons. Shutout started by Evan Democker and closed by Kaden Leonard. #superslimey#slimenation#slimelanguage
The @CloggersCogdell must be constipated as they forfeit 2 games to the slimes. Looks like the league fears the slimes. Sorry we couldn’t put on a show for the fans. #slimenation
Breaking: @PiranhasRoad have declined team option for OF Ryan Scheck will be exploring trade offers in the coming days. From an anonymous GM Quote: “ I don’t really see a market for him, he’s kinda a bum”
This weeks slime of the week is Braden Pumputis. Not only did he throw a no hitter, but he went 4-4 at the plate this weekend‼️ #superslimey#slimelanguage
Slimes brought the bats today‼️ Brennen Ippolito with a 3 run HR and Mason Mascari with a 2 run HR backed up by a stellar pitching performance from Evan Democker as the Slimes win 5-2 against the Comets. Things are looking #superslimey
BREAKING: @MarisMystery drop a game to the Panthers. The division seems to be opening up for the Slimes. After a tough week 1 the Slimes look to bounce back with 2 W’s in week 2. The future is bright for the Slimes and cloudy for the Mystery.
Caught the @PiranhasRoad in our fishing net. They don’t even speak slime language‼️ The trash talk is our fuel. Nobody toxic like us 😈 #slimelanguage#superslimey
Oh, you thought we only had 1 ace? Braden Pumputis threw a no hitter today against the Blue Jays and also had 2 rbis as Slimes win 2-0. #superslimey#2aces#slimeyoung