State Road Slimes

Est: 2021 | Proud Member of the WMLW | Current Record: 5-3

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

@PiranhasRoad @WMLWiffleball We’ve tried to schedule games w u multiple times. Ur too busy getting ur hair bleached and pretending to be slim shady. We can’t be bothered at this point might as well rest up for the playoffs 🤷‍♂️

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

Member of @PiranhasRoad bleaches hair rather than show up for game. I reckon that’s a forfeit

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

The @PiranhasRoad dont show up to game, seems like they can’t back up their tweets

[Dewitt Ducks @WMLWDewittDucks]

That was personal.⛽️⛽️

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

Cloggers show up for game 2 as slimes win 6-0. Home runs from LF Nick Thorpe, CF Christian Mascari, and DH/Owner Mason Fitzsimmons. Shutout started by Evan Democker and closed by Kaden Leonard. #superslimey #slimenation #slimelanguage

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

The @CloggersCogdell must be constipated as they forfeit 2 games to the slimes. Looks like the league fears the slimes. Sorry we couldn’t put on a show for the fans. #slimenation

[Adriannn Woj @AdriannnWoj]

Breaking: @PiranhasRoad have declined team option for OF Ryan Scheck will be exploring trade offers in the coming days. From an anonymous GM Quote: “ I don’t really see a market for him, he’s kinda a bum”

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

This weeks slime of the week is Braden Pumputis. Not only did he throw a no hitter, but he went 4-4 at the plate this weekend‼️ #superslimey #slimelanguage

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

@PumpersDaddy @WmlwA @PiranhasRoad Y scrimmage when we can play each other in the regular season? @WMLWiffleball make it happen ‼️

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

@SCConquistadors Washed old heads 🤣

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

Slimes brought the bats today‼️ Brennen Ippolito with a 3 run HR and Mason Mascari with a 2 run HR backed up by a stellar pitching performance from Evan Democker as the Slimes win 5-2 against the Comets. Things are looking #superslimey

[Slimes Report @ReportSlimes]

BREAKING: @MarisMystery drop a game to the Panthers. The division seems to be opening up for the Slimes. After a tough week 1 the Slimes look to bounce back with 2 W’s in week 2. The future is bright for the Slimes and cloudy for the Mystery.

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

Caught the @PiranhasRoad in our fishing net. They don’t even speak slime language‼️ The trash talk is our fuel. Nobody toxic like us 😈 #slimelanguage #superslimey

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

@PiranhasRoad @DragonsDewitt @Nick_sellitto24 U literally have the same amount of wins and lost to them. Idk how ur talking

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

@PiranhasRoad @DragonsDewitt @Nick_sellitto24

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

@PiranhasRoad How dare you disrespect our gm and his need for a mental vacation! #cancelled

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

Oh, you thought we only had 1 ace? Braden Pumputis threw a no hitter today against the Blue Jays and also had 2 rbis as Slimes win 2-0. #superslimey #2aces #slimeyoung

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

Brian Helbig has been reinstated as Manager. His statement below:

[State Road Slimes @SlimesWMLW]

This weeks slime of the week is Evan Democker. He pitched 8 innings and only allowed 1 run. #superslimey