Richard Mansell

It is difficult to look dignified while eating a banana. Film producer, gadabout, and president of the Amn't Promotion League

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That musician La Roux hasn’t got any songs about flour-based sauces seems like a wasted opportunity

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t’s a good thing that 50 Cent is American and not British. 50p just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

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Boy, I sure am looking forward to getting stuck into that pomelo.

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@Conservatives How much of the increase in crime in London can be attributed to Tory MPs, ministers and donors?

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I wonder if the mass slaughter of bison and the corresponding loss of the tons of poo that they must have created every day led in part to the Midwest dust bowl?

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Aubergines drink up oil like Daniel Plainview drinks milkshakes.

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The only reason there isn’t an equivalent saying to “happy wife, happy life” is that nothing suitable rhymes with husband

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@edjenx @lion_queeen @EduardLubbe That does it, I’m following you.

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@MarianneLevy Living her best life

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as the film contains 272 uses of the word "fuck" and 137 uses of the word "cunt"" I can't remember exact number but it was something like that. An intern has had to cunt* them all.
*A typo but apt for this

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Sweariest countries for films https://t.co/QWeib2K6Eb Reminds me when I was at RPC and saw a letter in the files to Fox Searchlight about Sexy Beast, something like: "Dear Jamie, As discussed we will not be delivering a TV/airline version (1/2)

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I’ve started writing my Lifetime movies biopic and am playing around with titles. So far the leader is “Bedevilled By Bunions: the Richard Mansell Story”. (I’m accepting offers).

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Just what I want to do on a cold and snowy day

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@EylonALevy Funnily enough Israel’s actions are making me feel less safe, and it’s manifestly made Israelis less safe too.

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@EmmaTolkin Son of Saul.

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If everyone, everywhere, truly accepted that seven million Jews and seven million Palestinians are not going anywhere, and that any possible future has to include and encompass both, the whole energy around this conflict would shift. There, and even more so around the world.

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PS if your lights are flickering and you are heating need a buzzing and/or sparking sound coming from or near your fuse box , or smell burning, call an emergency electrician IMMEDIATELY. Our cut-out/supply was days or even hours from going bang.

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Had engineers from @UKPowerNetworks making our electricity cut-out safe until 3:40am on Saturday night/Sunday morning. They replaced our old unsafe one with a new one, working with live current to avoid digging up. Real everyday heroes. Excellent service. Thank you!

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Christopher Nolan is not what I’d call a subtle director.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the Paddington films are masterpieces.