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lover of beauty in all forms. jack of all trades. extremely competent in the kitchen. reasonably competent elsewhere. kenough.

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

@KellyEdwardsNC This says more about you — in a really, really good way — than any ad copy ever could.

Anyone trusted by random animals is pure in spirit

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

Questioning my algorithm

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

Weirdly woke

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@MattWallace888 Does this subversive foreign agent only know one face?

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

it’s the right month for this

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

@joekent16jan19 tldr:jews

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@MadisonwinterTo What — and I cannot stress this enough — the fuck

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@SweetDee_48 Your account is hilarious and your pictures are great. Twitter has decided that I always want to see your posts first, and I’m not complaining.

Note: I typed those two sentences with my enormous ****. It took 45 minutes and I’m sweaty and bruised now. 0/10, do not recommend 😮‍💨

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

Instead of having them bring out food to guests, how about we deploy restaurant robots to do this to unruly children?

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

ba-dum *tssssss*

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Didn’t prep enough carrots for my salad tonight. Had to

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@ChloeKMontclair @CaptainRandalLT Agreed, and as a corollary to that, there’s less to lose: if I lose a one-hour friendship, I’ll be bummed; if I lose my best friend of two decades, I’ll be gutted.

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

An absolute must-follow account:

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A backyard. One man guarding a grill for four hours.

He never left it once.

Everyone else drifted and drank and laughed. But one man stood alone before the flames, turning meat with a long fork, immovable. I knew him at once. The keeper of the sacred fire.

I took my place beside him and said nothing. After a while, he spoke.

"Low and slow," he said, eyes on the coals. "You can't rush it. Rush it, you ruin it."

I bowed my head. A blade, a tea, a life. None can be rushed. I had crossed four thousand miles to hear my grandfather's words from a man in a "KISS THE COOK" apron.

"Everything worth doing is slow," I agreed.

He glanced at me. Something passed between us.

"My wife says just use the oven." He shook his head at the fire. "She doesn't get it."

"They never do," I said.

And this is where it turned.

For the first time in years, this man had been understood. And he rose to meet it. His back straightened. His voice dropped low. A teenager reached for the grill and the man lifted one hand without even looking. "Not yet." The boy retreated. He was becoming what I already believed him to be.

A woman asked when the food would be done. "It's ready when it's ready," he told the flames.

Three people approached. Three were turned away with a single word. By the fourth hour, no one questioned him. The whole party had arranged itself around the man and his fire, the way a village arranges itself around a shrine.

Then he handed me the fork.

"Watch it a sec. I gotta pee."

I have been trusted with castles.

I have never been more honored.

He served everyone before himself, and ate last, standing, still watching the coals. We never traded names. We did not need to.

He believed he had finally met a man who took his cooking seriously.

I believed I had finally met America's last samurai.

Neither of us will ever correct the other.

So tell me, America.

Who is the man at your gathering who will not leave the grill?

Have you ever once asked him why?

I think he is still standing there.

Guarding the fire.

Waiting for one person to understand.

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

On June 8, 2026, I’ll speak on the floor of the House to honor and memorialize the brave crew of the 🇺🇸 USS Liberty who died and were wounded in an unprovoked attack by 🇮🇱 Israel on June 8, 1967. Catch my speech on @cspan.

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@LisaDNews Good job @WarrenDavidson ❤️

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@annie_vesper Ouch

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also pov: I like your dish more than mine

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

pov: you’re a delectable nutrient rich ant mixture

[researcher in @ResearcherIn]

@vocalcry I’ll believe it when I see it