Resident Evil Merchant

guest host of @getplayedpod

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So proud of matt, didn’t know if he could close the deal after the conversation I had with his wife. She kept asking, “You’re friends with Matt? He knows you?”
All of @getplayedpod in one place.

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Hospitals are so picky about what you’re allowed to eat in the waiting room. It’s a lamb, everyone eats lamb

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@velocircasstor @APalmeroy @cataxista Wish Wiger would try some

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@HighGloveSide25 @DaveJonesActor stings

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@asukasimp69 I’m gender neutral

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Gave him spare lasagna last week and his only reply was “why is this wrapped in a beach towel”

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Sure, Nick will eat an apple from the farmers market, but throws away any food I give him

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Peep this out! Wiges reviews an apple 🍎 #buzzin

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Got the emergency broadcast tone stuck in my head again.

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@DrewRWx Right now I’m trading for lunch meat. One shotgun equals four pounds of loose beef

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Finally got my phone back from that bird

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@timdeclerck @shaun_vids Who is this

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turns out I can’t fit into Nick’s clothes

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So proud of being a part of this podcast. These three did not know what they were doing before I started showing up.

Side note, does anyone know what liquid I use to clean a toothbrush that fell into a public toilet

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5 Years of Get Played!

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@BrandonJRuss Ive had my foot stuck in a drainage gate for the last week

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if you see two chickens you call them chickens.

but if you put two chickens on a sandwich you don’t call it a chickens sandwich?

is this because in death we are all one

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@brewpounder @Rythayze I don’t remember this but it explains the cats in my house

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How does a fly know where the food is?
I want that power

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@timdeclerck I’m not allowed back after memorial day

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how am I supposed to do laundry when i only own one outfit and the laundromat gets angry when I’m nude

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@wichmann_cody I like dort

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My texts to Nick show up green

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@Chizzo4Rizzo Where can I rent this car

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me: can I have that
lady with the dog that just pooped: what
me: we both know what I’m talking about