Residing Cynic

I work in privacy and I also eat diamonds, so my shit posts...
In a democracy, citizens get EXACTLY the government they deserve.

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Apologies to anyone's sensibilities that my shit posting may also be in the direction of my 'please fuck all the way off' sign.

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Dear non-fascists of America,

Legit question: what makes you think anything will change 'if' the Democrats win the mid-terms?
Is there even a plan?

Will @AOC and @SenSchumer bring more rules to stridently protest actions of the Executive or the sycophantic court?

[Just saying @kangaroos991]

Drop a 💙 (or two) for the vets! 🙏💙💙

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Same rhetoric. Same advocacies of violence. Same 'us vs. them' where 'you' could always find yourself labeled as 'them' one day.

No difference in the justice: it came far too late for all the unnamed bodies and lives destroyed on their rise.

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Portland, Oregon anyone?

[Sigurdur Nordal @essenviews]

Will you do it?

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@inqdragon2 If I wrote it, I'd be a terrorist and unspeakable things would happen to me for a very long time.

If a 'Christian' talking head wrote it, they would be engaging in 'clear hyperbole no reasonable person could take seriously and therefore is protected by the First Amendment'

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@JamesTate121 Someone tried.

They were off by 3 inches.

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Well what do you know? The Darwin Awards had to create a new category for electorates.

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@JDVance @Mikel_Jollett Coming from a convicted pedophile and renegade insurgent terrorist, your hypocrisy is at least transparent...

But to the problem at hand... I wonder how the US gets wrongly imprisoned residents out of foreign prisons? Not like there is a runbook for this at DoS...

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Sooooo.... America. How are you doing with your fascist problem?

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@EarlsWorldGA @cturnbull1968 @JustineBateman I don't wish for it. I pray for it, though.

If for no better reason than I want to see the even further mental contortions of the flock as they rationalize hurricanes are caused by gays, Jesus is a Republican and God Himself moved the bullet.

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The sad part in all of this is that while so many Americans do see where their country is headed, so many are going to be taken completely by surprise when they finally stop focusing on where a drag queen goes pee.

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@danisenhart @podilhappymeal @brianglenntv @JDVance That is how you acknowledge you've lost just by showing up. Congrats.

Peace and love, brother in Christ. May his kindness and mercy forever permit you to rise above the petty squabbling of pigs wrestling in their own feces.

.... oh

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@LoriLeehd101 @podilhappymeal @brianglenntv @JDVance No. Stop this unsat bullshit. Guy was an admin. No shame in being a POG but don't fucking give the guy a fruit salad in your mind.

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@couchsecurity @podilhappymeal @brianglenntv @JDVance Your nomme de plume is well chosen.

Did you also scream on Twitter when football players were taking a knee during the anthem? At least LARPers get off their asses and get dressed.

All hat, no cattle.

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@jurgen_nauditt Is this a Wrong Answers Only?

I'm announcing that I am a serial rapist and have been running confidence schemes my entire adult life. And now that I have been diagnosed with Alzheimers, my conscious has grown 3 sizes. I don't want to be buried on a golf course ditch.

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@reddit_lies I think it's time billionaire 'job creators' be cut off from welfare. Maybe if they stop suckling the public teet, they'll stop being so dependent on the taxpayer dollar.

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I wish people would stop saying this. No, it is not normal. The American electorate has made a point, for my entire lifetime, of saying this is exactly....precisely... what they want.

Americans figuratively BEG to fucked over by thieves and cons every chance they get.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

🚨 BREAKING: This is beyond outrageous. Elon Musk, his cranky mother Maye, and one of his young kids were chauffeured in Air Force One and Marine One—straight to the White House, where they’re apparently staying.

WTF is going on? It goes without saying, this is not normal. 🙄

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They took out the bleachers last year and their shoes policy came in pre-COVID

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: TOP Australian restaurant Tells man wearing a red Make America Great Again hat to Leave

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@luckytran And the CDC will stop working with the WHO immediately.

And the American electorate voted for it. We have the right to be stupid and proud of being stupid. Don't tell us what to do. I am going to put my hand on the burner because I want to fuck around.

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@jarvis_best Saddam Hussein attempted to purchase high quantities of yellow cake uranium.

Iraq was behind 9/11.

Democrats are EASY to fool because they wimp out every single chance they get to show a spine. Because? American electorate is proud - PROUD - of being ignorant.