Anthony E. Stark

History is written by the winners, that's fact. I will be the greatest hero in the history of mankind, if only I can see us safely into the future. #PreNonsense

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

My IQ is a number too high for most of you to count to and even I'm stupefied by the amount of discount me's.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

Never change, Janet. https://t.co/pP1dwqLdI4

[Janet van Dyne @StingingAvenger]

"Ooo, good point. I might be. Oh, if Skrull-me messed up my hair, I'd be so FURIOUS!" https://t.co/RORdTwSmck

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn *Shakes his head in mostly feigned disbelief* You and I must not live in the same America. Is there more than one?

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn and skipping school isn't as American as it gets? *he laughs and jerks his head toward the door* Let's get a move on.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn Why am I not surprised? Everything is quiet and Jarvis is here as well. We won't be gone long.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

I swear there was a time Spidey unmasked but whenever I try to place that time I get distracted and can't remember.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn you never played hooky, Steve?

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn *looks behind him to ensure there are no creepy widows lurking before sharing an almost boyish grin with his friend* You mean->

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn I was on my way for a coffee, care to join me?

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn Well, if we hide Spidey from the public eye they may believe phases end. *he chuckles* an eternal man-child won't help our case.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn paid to raise other people's children. Only their hope.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn Sometimes I want to visit these dark corners of the Internet and explain to these kids just how shallow they are, but I'm not ->

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn *chuckles* I've a feeling whatever you saw would lead me back to drinking.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@iceiceCapn I have no trouble believing that. I know how to operate a Google search.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

Janet having sympathy for an AI? She's a skrull. https://t.co/TpKTTFQf0Z

[Janet van Dyne @StingingAvenger]

"A suicidal robot?... Oh, the poor thing." I give a sympathetic pout. https://t.co/EXSQfAXyVh

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@AmazingOnceMore // so he knows a movie well enough to know a specific scene but not well to know its name? Naaah

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

Do I want to know? https://t.co/zsPX6A2qZl

[Steve Rogers @iceiceCapn]

And I'm not leaving Natasha & our son for a nonexistent love affair anytime soon.

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@AmazingOnceMore I actually got that reference, are you getting old?

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@AmazingOnceMore obviously. I can take a joke, how long was on a team with Clint?

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@AmazingOnceMore Have you ever met a lawyer that would give pause? As for what grounds, I'll leave that to the experts. I'm kidding, ->

[Anthony E. Stark @ResignedSavant]

@AmazingOnceMore centuries. Your children's children will be giving depositions to Stark Foundation Lawyers.