Sean T. Johnston™

Come for the dry humor, stay for the #digitalmarketing hot takes.

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Jenga. But with uncooked hot dogs.

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I’ll bet Lieutenant Commander Data would be pretty good at Tetris. #StarTrek #HotTakes

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@akmccrack @ITYSL Calm down, they’re old ones. They don’t stay babies forever. Idiot. Fuckin’ stupid...asshole.

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@ITYSL Is he the one that was pancaked by the drunk dump truck driver?

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I’m honestly amazed at how few fistfights break out in the double drive thru at McDonald’s

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I feel bad for middle-aged women named Karen who are nice.

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@RpsAgainstTrump

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@ebethschwartz We started him on it last Thanksgiving. Been slowly introducing him to the classics.

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“Well…that sure was a movie.” - Henry, upon seeing Airplane! for the first time.

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It’s going to be so satisfying to watch Darrell Brooks go down.

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@Mrs_Johnston01 @RegionalUSFood “You’ll never have a wetter sandwich!”

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@TudorDixon Sorry. You’ll have to speak a little louder. Nobody can hear you 12 points behind.

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@joncoopertweets American History

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@sciencechanged @RonFilipkowski Says the people who travel around with giant “Let’s Go Brandon” stickers in the rear windows of their lifted Dodge Ram pickups.

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@NotHoodlum Holy shit. Is that photo doctored? Or is that legitimately what he looks like these days?

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@TristanSnell @MayoIsSpicyy

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@RonFilipkowski "Here's the thing you have to understand about Ted Cruz. I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz." - @alfranken

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I want to see @ericandre do a spot for @MerlinBirdID called “Bird App.”

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@joncoopertweets Mid 1980’s bowling alley

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@RpsAgainstTrump Hard Pass