Resp Therapist

Respiratory randomness at it's finest...

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

@RespiratoryZone Working on my own, I got my own flow state. That being said, if it’s busy or someone’s assignment extra sucks, you show up. I’ll show up even if I call you and you say you’re trucking.. nah, we are gonna knock this out. Pass me a duoneb & bipap, please.

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

me walking to the doctors workroom when I see the vent settings were changed without an order

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

Valentine’s Day is Independence Day.

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

Nothing to see here..

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

my face when one of my favorite nurses says she has no interest in NP school and never wants to leave the bedside

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

Dear entitled chronic kid parent: 1900 and 0700 are our report times. I don’t give a shit that your kid gets treatments at home at those times. Pulmocort can wait 30 minutes.

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

when the MD puts new vent orders in any time after 6:30

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

@sammyCiWa 🤣🤣👐💪

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

When there are so many things wrong and you can’t pick just one..

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

You are never too busy to sit with someone who’s dying alone.

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

COPD pts just before arriving at the ER for an exacerbation be like

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

How my year is going...

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

Everything is going great..

[BASED SPUTUM GOD @ineedrtSTAT]

MD: “I made a few changes to your vent settings.”

Me: “why’s he satting 82%?”

MD: “Why don’t you just put him back where he was.”

Me:

[Abdullah Al Khairi @abood13khairi]

Tube out, no ventilator and no ETT tie 😂 @Respiratory_RT @RCmeshal #movie

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

🤣🤣 Thanks, Reddit.

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Pt:"I couldn't breathe so I decided to do something to keep air in my chest"
Doc:"What u do?"
Pt:"Made myself fall off the bed"
😳😳😳😳😳

[EDgnome @ERgnome]

Doc:"How do u know your oxygen is low?"
Pt:"When I checked my blood pressure the low number said 80, so I figured my oxygen was low"
😳😳😳😳😳

[Resp Therapist @Respiratory_RT]

When you live with a nurse... 🤣🤦‍♀️