Mystic John 💎

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[Mystic John 💎 @ResterJohnathan]

@lucas_kevin9886 Ya its a foregone conclusion that we are the Champs. As a raiders fan Im sure you are used to referring to us as Champs when it comes to the AFC West

[Rob @wrobbee]

Brunson could shoot Eli Manning in Times Square right now and walk free

[Mystic John 💎 @ResterJohnathan]

@chosendevon31 this reminds me of someone. Free him

[New York Post @nypost]

Cop arrested, fired for allegedly pointing gun at fellow officer who microwaved fish at police station https://t.co/DkE9a4Vx4h

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Really torn here.

[Mystic John 💎 @ResterJohnathan]

Pause

[Asante Samuel @pick_six22]

AJ Brown wouldn’t be able to handle my mouth in practice. He would have been left Philly fucking with me

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

The bad boy of major league eating. Sucking down dogs with an ankle monitor on is so sick. Gang shit

[Torrey Smith @TorreySmithWR]

CORNYYYYYYY! This is tragic.

[Jum @JesterJum]

"YoU aReN't AlWaYs GoNnA hAvE a CaLcUlAtOr In YoUr PoCkEt"

-Lying ass 90s teachers

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Bert Kreischer had Tom Segura CRYING TEARS after finding out he filled his huge water bottle with red Kool-Aid instead of water and started drinking it 😭💀👀

[Mystic John 💎 @ResterJohnathan]

Give him a raise

[WORLDSTARHIPHOP @WORLDSTAR]

A 56-year-old teacher in Arkansas, Tracy Matthews, has been arrested and charged with aggravated assault after a classroom incident was caught on camera.
It all started when a student said, "Bruh, I don’t have a computer."
Matthews replied, "I’m not your bruh, I’m your sir."
The student then sealed his fate by saying, "My bad, lil bruh."
According to the police report, that's when Matthews snapped. He allegedly grabbed the student, pushed him against a desk, followed him out of the room, and then choked him against a wall until it was hard for him to breathe.

https://t.co/Mm7igmjcDK

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Buck shot ❌
Bud Shot ✅

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: Man fails to re-create the ‘Back to the Future’ skateboard scene and is dragged as he clings to a box truck in California.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump: "Do you think that men should play in women's sports?"

Doordash driver: "I really don't have an opinion on that."

Trump: "You don't? I bet you do."

Doordash driver: "No, I'm here about…"

Trump: "Pizza."

Doordash driver: "No tax on tips."

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

We call my grandpa “cheese” and I just found out why😂

[TreVeyon Henderson @TreVeyonH4]

“For a time is coming when people will no longer listen to sound and wholesome teaching. They will follow their own desires and will look for teachers who will tell them whatever their itching ears want to hear. They will reject the truth and chase after myths.”
2 Timothy 4:3-4

[Chris @chiefs_outsider]

Kelce went for 850 yds last year.

Thats better than 7 of Gronk’s 11 seasons in his career.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Oregon high school principal who was placed on leave for celebrating Charlie Kirk’s passing, has been sentenced to 5 years for possession of child p*rn.

[Mystic John 💎 @ResterJohnathan]

$15 tip, if you elite $20-$25

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Thoughts?

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Time to dust off the discombobulator and finish the job

[🏛️Aleksandros🏛️ @CaudilloGalaico]

Red Dead Diarrhea

[Silly Little Guy @Czar_Of_Silly]

Take that fruity islanders