Bruce

This is a parody account not related to that other official thing out there.

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

If you let my @eggo go now, that'll be the end of it. If you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, & I will steal your f'ing syrup.

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Told Alfred wanted boneless ribs tonight. Rolled in from a long night, spot bucket of #KFC chicken. NOT BONELESS NOR RIBS, ALFRED. #Batprobs

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Alfred found overdue library book today. Thing is, The #Joker burned the place down 10 years ago. This will haunt me forever now. #Batprobs #Batman

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

In case your wondering, my sleep number is 89', like the year that better #Batman movie came out, with the other clown in make-up.

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

I'm thinking I might start this thing up again. Leave a fav if you want more terrible bat puns & disgruntled, restless, bat humor to grace your timeline. Or whatever. I don't care, I'm rich. I'm going back to my criminally overpriced sleep number bed now. #Batman #humor #parody

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Went to the market, saw #Superman's box of #cereal. Put it behind my box. I live dangerously like that. F$@k Cheerios. #Batprobs #Batman

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Note to Alfred: Apparently no one rents #VHS tapes anymore. I hope "Free Willy" was worth it. #Batprobs #Batman

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Where have I been? TRYING TO FIND A #BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO TO RETURN ALFRED'S DAMN #VHS TAPE. I hate late fees. #BatProbs #Batman #late

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Went to @tacobell in the #batmobile & tried to order donuts. Damn was it was a long night. #restless #Batman #BatProbs #FeedTheNeed #livemas

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#UPFs rule @SW_Celebration If everyone wants me to do a photo session- Consider it DONE! #GiveThePeopleWhatTheyWant https://t.co/a2wQBJAmMf

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Let's do this!!! @SW_Celebration filled w/ #UPFs #HappyHamsters #ThrillSeekers & even casual fans curious about #EP8 https://t.co/wOMPdliyrs

[FandomBlast @FandomBlast]

Want to Meet @HamillHimself ? Become a #ForceForChange for a Chance! Details HERE! https://t.co/OoVJNqknlQ #StarWars

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

BAT FACT: I don't drink #redbull, I already have wings...on all my kick ass equipment. Why? BECAUSE I'M #BATMAN #humor #DCComics

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

@ThatKevinSmith @CW_TheFlash @violettbeane @blacksbbqaustin This is kind of like #BatDad, only more like #HatDad. I dig it. #Batman #DC

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Bat Fact: This #Batman digs Morris Day and The Time because of @ThatKevinSmith & #Prince https://t.co/CQaRCsWabh #music #movies #SilentBob

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

Bat Fact: "Jungle Love" featured in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was written by #Prince. Another bit of awesomeness from @ThatKevinSmith

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

@ThatKevinSmith Any guy who goes out on a stage & talks #Batman with varying weight personas & still smiles about it is #awesome in my book.

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

BAT THOUGHT: I wonder if my giant penny will fit in Uncle Scrooge's Money Bin. #BatProbs #Batman #Comics #Humor

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

If you let my @eggo go now, that'll be the end of it. If you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, & I will steal your f'ing syrup.

[Bruce @Restless_Batman]

DEAR ALFRED: In #Wayne Manor, tape is for binding, not watching or listening. The #VCR is dead, bury it. #BatProbs #Batman #DCComics