Top Tweets for #BatProbs
Currently googling "how to keep bats out of your house" because that's my life right now. #help #batprobs #ghanaprobs #gross
Me shopping for candles: I'm sorry, do you have anything that smells like a cave? perhaps a combo of Bats, Leather, and Justice? #batprobs
Where have I been? TRYING TO FIND A #BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO TO RETURN ALFRED'S DAMN #VHS TAPE. I hate late fees. #BatProbs #Batman #late
Today Alfred installed new sound system in #batmobile. Problem is, only plays cassettes. Damn it Alfred, just damn it. #Batprobs #DCComics
Watch #GameofThrones Alfred said, you'll like the Starks he said...Damn it Alfred, just damn it. #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs #humor #DC
#WonderWoman ? More like Whatta Woman! Also, I have her email. Suck it #Superman #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs #humor #comics #Batman
#FuelYourHustle Crime fighting. Eggo Waffles. Tricking out Bat gear. Giving #Superman & Alfred #BatProbs #Bat puns. #BatmanvSuperman #comics
Put milk in #Batman cereal today. Didn't check expiration date. Took one bite. #ThenItAllWentHorriblyWrong #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs
Alfred made this with the #Photoshop. I dig it because it's true. #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs #Batman #comics #DC

Damaged Batsuit. Spent all night dyeing burlap the perfect shade of gray. I hate potatoes. #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs #Batman #humor #DC
NOTE TO ALFRED: Need more eggos. There must always be Eggos, also don't touch my eggos...again. #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs #comics #humor
Alfred! How the hell did these credit card companies get the address to the #batcave? DO NOT RETURN TO SENDER. #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs
DEAR ALFRED: The batcave has a toilet, it requires extra rolls. STOCK IT. Let's not make this mistake...again. #BatmanvSuperman #BatProbs

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