The Retail Bitches

Three college educated bitches, living in heartless, soul-draining retail world.
#igotadegreeforthis

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I am fully convinced that 99.9% of Americans actually have no idea how business works. #retailhell

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Have you ever noticed that when one customer wants to cash out, the whole ducking rest of the store wants to cash out at the same time?!

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Customer purposely drops something.
Me: Should I pick that up for you, ma'am.
Customer: You better pick that up. That's your job. #bitchhh

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When customers stand silently behind you, as if the sheer force of their stare will make you realize they're there. #fuckingsaysomething

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When having a day off makes going back to work tomorrow #somuchworse. #ineedtogetoutofhere #imtakinganindefiniteleaveofabsence

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Realized working retail means I am a living punching bag. So go ahead, customers, scream at me, because I'm not allowed to defend myself.

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So...that means today is my last day, right?!? #retail #fuckretail #twoweeksnotice #peaceout

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Someone called off, so it looks like I'm working open to close today. #killme #retailhell

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@Rabbit087 time and a half is nice though! Think of dat payyyy day! :)

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Paaaaid holidayyyy bitches! Nothing better than being paid to NOT be at that hellhole! #holidaypay #retailsucks #paidtonotbeatwork

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@Rabbit087 girl...we feel ya.

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That feeling you get when you get off work and there is still a shit ton everybody else has to do. #holla #imout #fuckretail #sorrynotsorry

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When you greet a customer entering the store and they say. "I was just in here a second ago."
...because I memorize all my customers faces.

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@jerseyirish698 well of course!

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Customer (with a cart full of clothes): "You guys are gonna hate me by the time I leave."
...well at least we understand eachother. #retail

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Customer: *asks the shortest employee* Can you get this thing off the top shelf? It's your job, jump if you have to. #retailhell

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Me: *lowers gate* Customer: You're not kicking me out, so I'll stay as long as I want. Me (to myself): If only I could... #retailhell

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"Your change is 9.52."
"Oh you can just keep the change."
No I can't. That shit will throw off the registers. #idiot #customersarestupid

[The Retail Bitches @Retail_bitches]

Oh you need help? Why don't you look really hard for the person who seems to be the BUSIEST already and then ask them? #peoplearefuckingdumb