Retail Problems

Just another retail employee, trying not to bitch out dumb customers

[Retail Problems @Retailprobs_]

Does your store open on Thursday or Friday?

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Happy black Thursday to all our retail friends!!

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Every day. #retailproblems

[Marquis @MarquisSinger]

Customer: such shame you have to work on Thanksgiving. Me: 😑 them: stores should be closed . Me:Then Stop fucking shopping #retailproblems

[Retail Problems @Retailprobs_]

We hope that your shifts go quickly and the amount of customers who make you want to stab your eyes out are minimal.

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#BlackFridayIn3Words actually on Thursday

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I truly believe the seasonal hires get dumber and dumber every year.

[Emily Fisher @ofisherlyme]

Yes, it is still August, and yes. We do have Christmas stuff set up. No, I did not have a choice. Leave me alone. #retailprobs

[Retail Problems @Retailprobs_]

I am your cashier. Not your therapist. Stop rattling off your life story to me, thank you.

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When I get a call asking me to come in to work on my day off..

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ending a transaction with a terrible customer like

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Anytime someone pulls out their checkbook I want to suggest they get a debit card because I don't have time for that.

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My face when a customer jokes about "just printing that $100 bill this morning!!!"

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"Why's this more expensive than this?? they're the same item just a different/size/color/style"
....that means they aren't the same, idiot.

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Walking into a closing shift like http://t.co/t5Jl6t8ter