scotch tape

I never asked for this

[g @34rths]

I just saw my password as someone's twitter username

[Tad Hawthorne @coconut_flesh]

Just playing Max Payne 2 only for this scene

[Le Cinéphiles @LeCinephiles]

girl I slept with 3 years ago just posted her boyfriend on Instagram with the caption “four years with my number one.”

[The Lifeform Nigga🇿🇦 (BACKROOMS SPOILERS) @OverlyXGamer]

THE LARP DROVE HIM INSANE

[Marvel Studios @MarvelStudios]

Just announced in Hall H:

Ryan Gosling joins the MCU in Marvel Studios' Ghost Rider, directed by Shawn Levy. Only in theaters 2028. #SDCC

[Leon Ardo 👽 @MartianSon]

Sarah saw this and thought, "I think I'll go make the moves on Bear at 3:00 in the morning."

[Cassian @f1shboul]

I’m trying to play like a dragon and I keep fucking laughing because I just KEEP SEEINS THIS VIDEO IN MY HEAD I CANT

[Bunts @soylennial]

when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"

[SPRAWL zero | DEMO OUT NOW @SPRAWLfps]

The golden age of humanity has faded. All that remains are monsters.

[Shirokuma @shirobruin]

Not even Warhammer can get me to come back to this game made by devs who actively hate their playerbase.

[leo @_1funeral]

I'm not gay, but I want to suck a cock.
Cocks look so juicy and tasty when you think about it. Just imagine slurping up and down a warm throbbing cock as a man stronger and bigger than you pats your head and calls you a good boy. I'm entirely straight. I just have a penis fetish.

[🇦🇱🇪🇸🇦🇷🇳🇬🇨🇳🇳🇿🇿🇦🌸 @BaldogWaves]

Real demons still haven't watched either

[lara @alizehcyruz]

por isso que os atores que trabalham com o nolan pagam tanto pau pra ele, imagina fazer parte da filmagem disso aqui

[Umamusume: Pretty Derby @umamusume_eng]

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[🐶 Robyn 🗝️ @REGECTIUM]

LIKE CAN YOU CUT THAT OUT