EarlyRetirementDude

Retired twelve years ago…when I was 36! Philosophy, finance, and what he does all day. Oh, and monkeys with money and guns.

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Mastering the 4% Rule: A Blueprint for Secure Retirement Planning - https://t.co/DCypiVwCvC

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Royalty Investments: A Unique Approach to Income Generation and Retirement Planning - https://t.co/3Dsi1RLpgA

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Why You Should Invest in a 401k Retirement Plan: Securing Your Golden Years - https://t.co/QHP8jt2U23

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@Military_Dollar That's just a hypothetical, btw. I'm not quoting. But we're both bad to use minor disagreements as proxies for the major ones, which I think is common to people in general. But sometimes the dishwasher is just a dishwasher.

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@Military_Dollar I think mundane things are far too often overloaded with emotional context. My wife and I have been around and around about this. "You don't load the dishwasher the right way, so I must not be important to you. I've told you a hundred times how to do it. You never listen."

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Bombs, Backpacking, and Bad Metaphors Note: I've made many mistakes in my life, and one was https://t.co/T8XnrwjyJA #personalfinance #FIRE

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Writing service reviews was the biggest fucking headache of my career. Christ, the trouble they gave me and my staff. If your should find your FIRE discipline slipping, think back to your last service review and slog on.

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Can any of you people actually read this? Because I'm wondering if there's some sort of meaning encoded into it. If so, I call bullshit. Yours truly, the humanities major.

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My best advice for new FI/ER-seekers If you've just discovered the financial independence/ea https://t.co/jdbq79ERpY #personalfinance #FIRE

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I swear, man, this is a true story. If you're new here, welcome…and if you saw this post https://t.co/uUuAi4nmDN #personalfinance #FIRE

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@GerryBorn Should sell these in dive bars.

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@Daveboxing I hate how our culture uses $$$ as the measure of success.

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Tithing: Are the 4% and 10% rules compatible? Tithing reminds me of a tragic multi-victim dr https://t.co/x1OV9KMZxS #personalfinance #FIRE

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Yup. Pretty much yours truly. I've been known to slip into Hunter Thompson mode when I'm sit https://t.co/zniQEPUlFg #personalfinance #FIRE

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For Papa, on the Occasion of His Enlightenment My grandfather wasn't rich in money, but in t https://t.co/DDx7NTFPEc #personalfinance #FIRE

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If this new tax bill is passed, I'm incorporating…and here's why you should too. Man…under t https://t.co/ebbvGeSZpO #personalfinance #FIRE

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@StIroningShirts @ferventfinance @BudgetsAreSexy I swore I'd never pass a piss test again…does that count?

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The History of the FIRE Movement (2.0) Introduction: Crashing the Gate On New Year’s Day of https://t.co/KZxffKP7Qu #personalfinance #FIRE