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"Hypothetical, political, lyrical, Miracle Whip...Just like butter, my rhymes are legit” Pete's Instagram: #LGM

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

Paper in box equals play time!
#PetesBoxes

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Somebody missed the taste of Trump ass…

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@ThatEricAlper Yeah... they were really chewy!

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

When you see yourself on tv…

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

Trump hasn't even taken office yet and he's already drained the swamp...and grabbed whatever bottom-feeding lowlifes he could find to staff his cabinet.

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

The current Sylvester Stallone is what happens when you forget where you came from and have been hit in the head too many times...

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@kylegriffin1 Waiting for the leak...

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

Trump is picking the worst possible people for his cabinet either just to troll everyone or he really is the stupidest person in America, thinking they're actually good...

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@atrupar Because we haven't gotten to his skeletons yet...

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

Butt-head just got nominated for Attorney General...
You happy now, America?!?!

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@FarnoushAmiri

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@mkraju @OmarJimenez @KateSullivanDC Is that customary for the First Lady to join?

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

What other fake departments can we make up?

[Jacob Rubashkin @JacobRubashkin]

The “Department of Governmental Efficiency” is not a real thing, we don’t have to pretend it is

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

Nominees for People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2025 have already been submitted...

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

He knew it was coming...
He warned us...
We could've had him for two terms...
We're paying the price (again)...

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Bernie Sanders in 2003.

Worth the watch.

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@atrupar Did his son a notification for that?

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

Accurate

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters to give him another term in the White House.

🔗 https://t.co/41sRvIxLmT

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@MeidasTouch The biggest conman has conned his biggest con...

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@jimsciutto @marcorubio Makes sense, you always pick the person you publicly debated penis size with...

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@snopes He might be the first one to have compared his running mate to Hitler…

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

Still waiting on this…🏠🎄🌨️

[🅶🅴⚽️🅵🅵 @RetroGeoff]

@IncredibleCulk I’d rather see a Home Alone sequel (that ignores everything after 2) that has Kevin (teaming up with his kids) to dispatch the recently released (and pissed off) Wet Bandits...