Retro LadyLand

When celebrity fact and celebrity fiction collide... again... Sorry my old Twitter died suddenly and of unknown causes last year...

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“I done a bad Burt, I had sex with a dead lady.”
#MonsterTheEdGeinStory

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It's been a year and I still haven't got my deposit back! #Agoda

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I just need one famous name, or influencer to share my Instagram account for my Coma dream art project and I'm sure I could get that arts grant and make my dream come true... Anyone? https://t.co/U5OYSBiTAw #influencers #InfluencerMarketing #GraysonsArtClub

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Does anyone actually trust #UberEatsUK anymore?! Another cold meal not enjoyed tonight and then no way of getting a response...

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@UberEats Hi, thanks for another gloriously undelivered meal... lucky @JustEatUK deliver the same meals...

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@Uber_Support So, I’ve just got off the phone to a ‘charming’ assistant... (had to pretend I was a restaurant... sorry) nothing sorted.. but I would suggest some customer service training. Don’t have a name, she wouldn’t give it to me.

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So, I’ve just got off the phone to a ‘charming’ assistant... (has to pretend I was a restaurant... sorry) nothing sorted.. I would suggest some customer service training. Don’t have a name, she wouldn’t give it to me.

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@Uber_Support just had a delicious meal of sides... do I expect my main meals and pudding soon?!

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@Uber_Support can somebody please answer my query on the chat?!

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@scottakaflick I would love to interview you for Retro Ladyland. Would that be ok?

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I love my daughter, but when we she sings the entire score of Hamilton while I’m trying to work, she gets a little much... Wish she wasn’t so good...
https://t.co/YK3UxyaLfD
#hamilton #burn #hamilton #broadway #hamiltonmusical #alexanderhamilton #linmanuelmiranda @Lin_Manuel

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@Lin_Manuel My daughter is 16 yrs Today & would have been watching the show this Saturday... This is her singing Burn at an open mic night... look at the woman who does a double take... https://t.co/oFVDkXNfMp and an acoustic Hamilton rap https://t.co/7NzH7V0xQK

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#GraysonsArtClub These are two portraits I’ve done while being on lockdown; a self portrait and a painting I’ve called The Corona Madonna, my daughter Lili being my model. #GraysonsArtClub

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GraysonsArtClub These are two portraits I’ve done while being on lockdown; a self portrait and a painting I’ve called The Corona Madonna, my daughter Lili being my model.

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@Morrisons got home to find this :( all mushed up.

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Victoria’s Secrets... why was my order cancelled? Why haven’t I heard back from my message? If I can’t get my order I want to know when my money will be returned! Please answer! #victoriassecret @VictoriasSecret

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@MaskedSingerUK Duck must be Giselle Bünchen!!

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#MaskedSinger Duck is definitely Giselle Bünchen!!

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@Hermesparcels... 2 points... I have ordered 5 presents that come via you this Xmas, 2 have made it to me... oh and I don’t live in a shed as the photo of where 2 of my presents went suggests...

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@HSBC_UK how much is it to call you on the overseas line from Greece?