Yay, I wrote this so it feels kinda surreal! @IanHinck But I have to say, I feel like it's easier to write Patreon posts thanks to 4 years of reading them from @EasyAllies :)
Our Patreon did in fact launch today!!
In spite of our best efforts however, the second episode of #SynergyMusicHour is still encoding.. it will be available as soon as it posts to $5 and up supporters on patreon and to the public on YouTube Saturday.
https://t.co/lNzzU0zFiR
PRIZE #14 - V1 Cryptopunk #2122 👱🏼♂️
It's important to view this prize in the right context — you'd be securing a piece of history if you won this Punk 💪
PRIZE #13 - Boring Company Flamethrower 🔥
Fire, as we all can agree, is very chill.
A raging inferno, in the palm of your hands, under your complete control — well, it's difficult to describe how sick that is, so we won't try.
PRIZE #12 - 1-Year Tenure as WAGMI Radio DJ 🔊
Seriously though, it's a solid package. You get your own radio station and album art on the Mode Earn App & EarnPhone — which get streamed to millions of people every year. 🤯
@EARNMrewards This is clearly an invitation to some sort of #secretescaperoom competition where all the competitors eventually reach unfortunate live streamed grisly demises. . Why, you may ask? Just look at that complex sinister logo on the envelope..
Right? Right??
PRIZE #10 - Lamborghini Huracan 🏎️
According to Lambo’s website, Huracans have a top speed of 201 mph! Will that be fast enough to outrun the many terrible decisions that have led you to this point in your life? 🤔
PRIZE #9 - A Fight in the Karate Combat Pit 🥷
Compete in the prestigious Karate Combat Pit ($KARATE).
We’re not liable for anything that happens to you and we’re going to make you sign so much shit if you win this prize.
PRIZE #20 - A Beautiful Nicholas Cage Wearable Blanket Hoodie 👕
Are you a fan of Nicolas Cage? We are, and we’re dicks! That’s why we’re forcing one of our Grand Prize winners to own this sumptuous skin suit!!
PRIZE #19 - Trump Shoes or Obama O's Cereal 👟
Make your choice between these two pieces of iconic presidential memorabilia and true tokens of the entrepreneurial spirit 👀
PRIZE #18 - Make Your Podcast Go Viral 🗣
We're talking moon shit, insane traffic — brass tacks, we'll send somewhere in the realm of 2-million listeners to the podcast episode of your choice 🫨
PRIZE #17 - Times Square Billboard in NYC 🤩
Your message, your brand, your whatever — emblazoned across a towering Times Square billboard, commanding the attention of millions who walk the iconic streets of NYC 🏙️
PRIZE #16 - The "I Choose Rich" Starter pack 👑
As a wise wolf once said, ‘there is no nobility in poverty’. So we whipped up a pack with the bare necessities for being rich: a designer t-shirt, an Alec Monopoly art piece, and a Japanese heated toilet seat 🚽
PRIZE #15 - A Glorious Persian Rug 🖼️
The soft, luxurious pile beneath your feet, sunlight dappling its intricate motifs as you enter a room. Every step whispers luxury and the affirmation of impeccable taste.
And it really ties the room together, man 😎
PRIZE #8 -A Previously-Owned Bugatti 🏎️
Give yourself the gift of lightning-fast acceleration, razor-sharp handling, outrageously-low reliability, and ludicrously-high maintenance costs.
But all that to say, this vehicle FUCKS 😎
PRIZE #7 - Biggest Cookie in the World 🍪
Imagine sharing this bad boy with friends and family — or possibly more satisfying, excluding from the experience people that you dislike! 👀
PRIZE #6 -1994 Toyota Corolla 🚘
The pinnacle of nostalgia and practicality — diverge from the world of high-octane luxury and treat yourself to the reliability and timelessness of a true classic 🥇