Zach-R

Stuck between being a father and a prima donna. Mostly focused on the father part. PNW native, NBA junkie, & personal finance guy. Strong views, loosely held.

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Pokémon Go players in Vancouver be like, "Naw, I can't hang out tonight, I'm clocking a Garchomp on Mill Plain."

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Brunson hunting for that Harden match-up.

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Gotcha, dummies

[whalefact @awhalefact]

whales are so small now haha april fools still big

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Two and half minutes, 7'2", one dunk, pure poetry.

[That Guy Rocked NBA @NBAGuyRocked]

Zydrunas Ilgauskas

That guy rocked.

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Vegans be like, "What's your favorite squash?"

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When I get rich I won't tell anyone but there will be signs.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The butt‑birth mechanical rhino from Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls is currently up for auction

It is 10 feet long from tip to tail and has a padded interior chair

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@NBA @chicagobulls To be fair he looks as surprised as we are

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@AndrewDBailey WhEre ARe tHE blOCkS?!?!

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I'm not a drug guy but I think I wanna do some Skyrizi.

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@SleeperHQ Shane Falco

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@FastbreakHoops5 Olumide Oyedeji

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@pitlessball Not a left hand in sight until 3:55. Disgustingly breathtaking.

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@okcthunder Chetty Wap

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I want Kevin Calabro to commentate my funeral.

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@NBA Detective Holmgren, but from an era I can't quite put my finger on.

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@TheDunkCentral @ClubShayShay "Antarcticly Cold Takes" for $1000, please.

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@TheCinesthetic Longlegs

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@TheCinesthetic

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@scott_pianowski Tuten or Downs in the flex? guillotine league

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Asked my wife to name three characters from The Matrix, my favorite movie, which she claims she's watched 3 times. She says:

Nemo
Orpheus
Kyle

I am stricken with grief and confusion.