Chris Murphy

Creative Exec; Dive Bar owner; RYT; dog rescue volunteer. ❤️ art, cocktails, waves, yoga, tacos- not listed in preferred order/order of importance.

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

I just hope they don’t bring back the low rise.

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

@elonmusk @POTUS Ummmmm the world is melting. Banks are made up. The earth is not.

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@elonmusk Has anyone asked you if you’re doing ok? And if they haven’t, are you? How ARE you?

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Well that tracks.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My bedside table

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@thegoodgodabove It's not real wine.

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Just posted a photo @ MIRA SF https://t.co/BjAQGLqAf4

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🏂💃🏼🕺🏻 @ Stagecoach lift, Heavenly https://t.co/iCCxuR6dEY

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Heavenly 🏂 @ Top of Sky Express Heavenly Valley https://t.co/VQQrEqx5l1

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

Snow cap sightings from the beach will forever stop me in my tracks. Probably daily. Sometimes twice a day. No shame in this appreciation game. @ Marina del Rey, California https://t.co/qjwqmM9Ry7

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

The CDC now recommends a vodka soaked tampon as contrace…pulation control.

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Shook.

[Naval @naval]

How to Get Rich (without getting lucky):

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

@sgtjesussaves At least JNCOs cover your pubes!

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

I just hope they don’t bring back the low rise.

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

@GovMurphy We desperately need bar seating to survive!

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@GovMurphy How about socially distanced bar seating?

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

@Facebook @instagram I’m a small business owner experiencing a massive glitch on our Insta account @nipntuck_bar I’ve put in 6 support requests I put in I can’t get this resolved. It’s been going on now for 4 months- it’s crippling to our business during this time. Please help!

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Democracy and rockets aren’t that different. A few bad nuts and the whole thing can blow up.

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

@instagram we have submitted 8 support requests over 4 months for our business page & have had no response or resolution. Our page doesn’t allow new followers & has randomly blocked some existing followers. This is crippling for a small restaurant during COVID-19 PLS HELP!

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

@StarleeKine rioters got shot for stealing Nikes during BLM protests. When you steal a podium from the Capitol building, you get a commemorative selfie with a cop.

[Starlee Kine @StarleeKine]

I did not expect when I woke up today to see the capital being treated like a foot locker

[Starlee Kine @StarleeKine]

The chapter in the history books about this will be called WELL WHAT DID YOU EXPECT

[Chris Murphy @RevChrisMurphy]

“Write your own fable, & believe it will all work out.”