Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿

Gentleman Scientist, Celebrity Psychic & Militant Zen Buddhist. Warning: Tweets may contain irony & satire

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

Nothing to see here

[Abhishek | CivilsInsight @_Abhi_Ke_Abhi]

It is with deep regret we announce that Donald Trump remains alive. Thoughts and prayers with the world.

#Trump #trumpdead

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

I come from a military family.

I didn’t grow up to be a racist.

I’d gladly wave flags watching my dad march in the Lord Mayors parade.

It sickens me seeing people use it as a way to intimidate.

It’s an insult to decent service people and the antithesis of Britishness.

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

The billionaire press barons must be having a right laugh…

Here we are distracted & arguing over asylum seekers (0.2% of the population)

Meanwhile, billionaires (just 0.0002% of the population) hoard more wealth than half the UK

Immigration isn’t draining us

Inequality is.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Actual fraud, versus honest woman.

Guess which one they’re going after.

Again.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

There. It’s not rocket science. The government & media are once again being totally played by Nigel Farage. Thank you @EdwardJDavey for speaking the actual truth.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

Nigel Farage totally misrepresenting a legal judgement … who would have thought that Mr Brexit would do that? Shocked I am.

[Keith Burge @carryonkeith]

I agree; Rylan was representing the views of many people. People who have been misinformed, people who hold prejudices and people who are irredeemably stupid.

[Jason Reid @JasonReidx]

Facebook needs to be abolished.

[Tensions Rising🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 @Sutton1Mr]

What a great pic. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢����󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Socialist Opera Singer @OperaSocialist]

Despite what Farage and Reform say: immigration is not the reason why your life is shit.

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

@AnnieForTruth Inverse proportionality, you might say

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

I guess it’s because they’re too busy painting and flag-hanging to get their willies out

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Can anyone explain how putting up flags and painting roundabouts helps protect women and girls from sexual assault?

[. @jdpoc]

The current level of UK FlagShagging, summed up in one image.

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

Got this for my wife after her gruelling wait at Meadowhall toilets

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

Warning to all Woodsmen and Foresters in Lancashire: the Bizzies are on your tail

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

Sunak should call an election asap, while they still have some MPs

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

30p Lee Anderson
said
"Tice is a poundshop Farage"

Now he's joined Reform, does that make them the £1.30 Party?

Whatever.....Ashfield's going Labour 👏🏼👏🏼

Well done Lee. You've smashed it 🙄

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

It’s quite obvious really. Kate had to edit out Uncle Andrew from the Mother’s Day photo. As we all know, there’s always a creepy uncle at every family gathering

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

I’ve just completed the script for my new film, Jack Shitmas, about a man who spends Christmas alone and enjoys every fuckin’ minute of it.

[Rev Monty H Christo 🌿🌹🌿 @RevMHC]

I’m sure I’m not the first to ask this but did Peter Bone have a boner when he exposed his genitals to a member of staff?