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Log12: Lab is 100% functional. Mundo thought the lab was a Nexus. Again.

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Log11: 90% recovered from catastrophic experiment gone wrong.

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Log10:This 'Twitter' is poorly designed. it rather boggles the mind that one would waste their time on this when there's science to be done!

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Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium 'the medical elements?' Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'barium!' Heheh.

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Log 9: These substandard intelligences are beginning to interfere with my work. Returning to the lab to calculate a solution.

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Log 8: Returning to the field to collect more samples.

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Day 2, Log 7: I awoke to more of my peers making use of this techmaturgy. Also found a handful of cleavers in the door to my lab.

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Log 6: Received a bundle of livers. Shall determine application of livers in the morning. Retiring to study for the night. End Day 1.

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@voidgentleman And what did you expect from such a superior intelligence?

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Log 5: Parties? Bah! Science has no time for parties, I must continue my work. For Great Science!

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Log 4: Apprentice returned with samples. They were, of course, of inferior quality. Never send an apprentice to do a scientist's job.

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Log 3:Order, entropy, a never-ending cycle. Sent my apprentice to collect samples from the field.

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@mavenofstrings Yes, lovely. Now, If only I understoo- Eureka! If i take the cosine of U, divided by √X....

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@demaciaaaaaa My calculations show that if you refrain from shouting, the success rate of your bush endeavors would increase 75%

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@annie_darkchild Yes, I require fire you birdbrained buffoon. I require the combustion for important work, now hurry!

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@annie_darkchild Child, I require your assistance. It appears some dirty ape made a muck of my lab and I cannot locate my Bunsen Burners..

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Log 2: These people know nothing of science! E=mc^2? What is this rubbish?!

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@mavenofstrings Hmm, very interesting... perhaps I may reconfigure my turrets with similar technology...

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@SteamGolem Greetings automaton!

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@WarW1ck Clearly that yordle wasn't too intelligent to become a "#5" at some dirty restaurant