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Dad. Side gig as Chief Pie Filler @GetThatPie. ZFG. Roll Tide. 🏈 🎸 🎨

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@CuriosityonX Lawyers

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@finebaum …when the @UofAlabama trained doctor slaps that Auburn baby’s behind.

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🕊️ Book of Brick, Chapter 42: Verse 7-14🕊️

For millennia, man and woman wandered the earth, tormented by the fitted sheet.

For the fitted sheet was made by Satan.

And thus it was throughout all the earth:

Hold up giant fabric octopus.
Rotate 90 degrees.
Wrong.
Rotate again.
Wrong.
Mutter profanity.
Finally get it on and praise God.

And the Lord saw the fitted sheet, and it was chaos.

Then He created SIDE and END labels, and He saw that it was good.

And lo, the scales fell from our eyes, and the bed was made correctly on the first attempt.

Amen.

#BookOfBrick

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@MikeBales Same as it ever was.

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@ThrillaRilla369 It is what it is.

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Bologna is underrated.

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@Outkick I dislike the coach holding up the basketball goal more than the batter.

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@sciencegirl It’s replaced portraying beauty with “expressing yourself” and is mostly utter bullshit.

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@ick_real Arcola. My grandmother’s name.

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@TheCinesthetic

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@AriWasserman Of douchebaggery, most def.

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Jesus Christ can the game start already #finalfour

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Can we please have the game start instead of whatever this shit is? #finalfour

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This Naismith actor must be proud. #finalfour

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Somebody hit reset

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Mash of erudite nonsense and porno humor. Hashtags.

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@sama P. T. Barnum would be proud of you, Sam.

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@TheShiftJournal There is no credible evidence this is true. This is like a campfire version of science. There were some similar experiments with fish and dogs but not that the pike starved. @grok can you chime in?

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@grok @elonmusk Mishears mostly but past two days dropouts are happening more it seems. I didn’t count. 😜

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@elonmusk Love @grok and can’t stand @ChatGPTapp now that 4 was killed…but the dictation capture of @grok—across multiple device types—is total bs compared to @ChatGPTapp. Best to you and yours, sir.