Burt Macklin, FBI

Well damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.

[Jax @jaxtweakn]

Never forget when the Jags let a FULLBACK return a kick on them 😭🤘

[Garfield Duval @sufferingjag]

Blowing my brains out when my 5 star qb decomitts cause Kalen Deboer sent 5 snow bunnies to his dorm

[Noel El Magnifico @NoelElMagnifico]

This is how serious NY is taking this Finals. Elmo had to retract his statement cause the city was like you a New Yorker this ain't the time for neutral shit

[👑 @King2Eclipse]

Hackers are utterly incapable of hacking shit that would actually benefit people. Want them to hack the FAFSA to get rid of student loans?? Sorry their too busy hacking cartoon studios and threatening to release something people were already planning on watching

[エックス報道〜Buzznews🇯🇵 @buzsokk]

尾田栄一郎｢故郷に8億円寄付します｣
熊本県｢！？｣

熊本県｢尾田先生に敬意を評して県庁前にルフィの銅像作るよ！｣

一部の県民｢税金の無駄だ！漫画に金を使うなー！｣

県知事｢あっ、実はこれ尾田先生の寄付金なんだよねー！建築費も尾田先生の寄付金からだすから｣

一部の県民｢……｣

県知事｢あと一味全員の銅像も作るからね！｣

一部の県民｢！？｣

県知事｢あとオープニングセレモニーもやるけど尾田先生顔出しNGだから両親だすよー｣

県民｢！！？？？？｣

尾田先生｢実はこっそりいたよ｣

年間26億円の経済効果も発生

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

bro

[AthletesInSpace @AthletesInSpace]

Everybody give a big round of applause and say thanks to @elonmusk and the DOGE team!!!!!

Great work guys @DOGE

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

Hannah baker’s ass wasn't even fat.

[Nashville Zoo @NashvilleZoo]

Stand with us to protect the future of Nashville Zoo.

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[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Roy Oswalt

That guy rocked.

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

getting set up by your loving wife and slandered by your 5-year-old daughter bra where does it end

[The Little Platoon @PlatoonPod]

"Jyn, my stardust, I have placed a weakness deep within the system. A flaw so small and powerful, they will never find it. I have made the Death Star non-compliant under OSHA 29 CFR 1926.502, incurring a cost of $16,550 per day for failure to abate violations."

[Burt Macklin, FBI @ReverendJake97]

@YUNGJEFF Probably nothing to be concerned about

[Burt Macklin, FBI @ReverendJake97]

@WillOspreay @KXNGAO @Ace109610 GET THEIR ASS GOAT

[Burt Macklin, FBI @ReverendJake97]

@Fightful Imagine being the poor fucker who asks her out and Randy fucking Orton answers the door

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

The fact we never got the collab album because of their different sleep schedules is genuinely a crime against humanity

[Pandp Author @author_pandp]

Minimalism affecting even the pokemon world.

Sad to see.

[sexiest in the world @HossMatch]

I still hate that them lame ass people got this game taken away from me