Jonathan Freeman

'People think you're all interesting, but you really just play guitar and eat cereal.' -my college roommate ||
(he/them)

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

If you ever find yourself giving me your recommendations on something, don’t bother mentioning an “if you’re feeling fancy” option. I promise you, I am not.

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

I feel very strongly that spanakopita should be spanitakopita, but I’m unmotivated to do the research to prove I’m right. Someone please get on that.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

There will be no WW3.

They've abandoned numbered releases and switched to a live service model with seasonal events.

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

I know we've all heard this a thousand times, but seriously y'all, be careful where you get your news. I just realized @DutchBros has been spreading misinformation on my coffee lid.

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

The thing they don't tell you about being a tortured poet is that you don't get to be any less tortured during the 99% of time when everything you write kinda sucks

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@grok is this true?

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

@ATLUTD 🌟

[Atlanta United FC @ATLUTD]

The most wonderful time of the year is HERE ❄️🤩

17 Days of Gifting is starting strong with a Miggy signed Resurgens Kit! Like, RT and drop a 🌟 for a chance to win!

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

(upon seeing the title "Pluribus" on Apple TV)

They made a show about the stuff One's made out of?

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

If you aint out here protecting your inner child by watching a single leaf slowly flutter all the way down from the top of a tall tree until it settles into the soft litter below then what could I possibly even have to say to you rn?

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

One day I'll stop trying, and that day will be when it does finally literally kill me.

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

If I could afford to see a doctor, they'd probably tell me that bothering trying to submit to HAD before they reach capacity is bad for my heart, just physiologically speaking.

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

Why is this nation's "left wing" party unanimously declaring a new holiday for fascists?

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

I hope this is helpful to somebody.

Thanks again to the friends and colleagues who helped me write it!
https://t.co/lfCtPQ44uv

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

I rebuke the concept of convenient, thumbnailable poetry! Art must be fundamentally challenging to its audience! 🧐

Jk. But still, click this link and read my poem please, if you feel like it. (You may need to turn your phone sideways.)

[Silly Goose Press @sillygoosepress]

🪿POEM🪿

Jonathan really killed it with the poems that I have to just tell you to click on this issue! Click it click it click it! (and do it on a computer it’s worth it I promise!)

PERHAPS TOO TINY by @ReverendPear

https://t.co/y3CCVNJiRX

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

Sucks that Dan Cathy had to ruin the phrase "my pleasure."

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

No spoilers for this lil baby poem! Aren't you just itching with curiosity now? Is the anticipation eating you up inside?? Only one way to read it!

[Silly Goose Press @sillygoosepress]

🪿POEM🪿

This one’s too little for me to give you a sneak peek line so you better pinky promise me you’ll click the link below and read it your honkin’ self!

WHAT I’M SMILING ABOUT by @ReverendPear

https://t.co/MimvbY87ky

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

2 days ago, a record number of Dems (still not enough) voted against sending more weapons to Israel.

Keep up the pressure!

This link will take you to a pre-filled email you can send your senators (after editing, if you want), based on how they voted:
https://t.co/AGoufdYWew

[Jonathan Freeman @ReverendPear]

@ATLUTD 🅰️🚍