Old Skull

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[Gems @gemsofbabus_]

Omg, this! Exactly this. This is what I mean by Hindu aesthetics not those tacky, cringe laser and RGB lights.

[Swastik @muah_marijuana]

NCERT removed the French Revolution from the syllabus, so the French decided to bring it back into current affairs.

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

The horror with ChatGPT. 😏😏🤡🤡

[Nikhil @imrozing]

Imran Khan ko dhar liya bhai. Dono mulk ke Imran Khan jail mein hai.

[Ayush 🇮🇳 @_lifeinautumn]

Kolkata’s skies lit up with the divine forms of Maa Durga. ❤️

Shubho Mahalaya! 🙏

[Dr. Neha Das @neha_laldas]

लगता है माफ कर दिया!

[Sana Saeed @SanaSaeed]

ok well

[Amit Shah @AmitShah]

@Atulkbhaskar sub dhyaan me rehta hai, meri team video record karti hai

[acce @accekid]

"Are you able to work under pressure"

Me who used to write the homework while the teacher is collecting it:

[Aaraynsh @aaraynsh]

ANI reporter tracked the flight booked by Abhijeet Dipke, Ashutosh Ranka, and Saurav Das, got a seat in the row behind them and was already ready with a camera and mic when the police arrived, as if they had predicted exactly what was going to happen. Crazy dedication to the job!

[Suprvirat @MostlyKohli]

Modi ji and his agent Abhijeet Dipke planning this whole protest for months, just to somehow get Dhruv Rathee to India and then put him behind bars 😂🙏

[Affan @mdaffanulhaque]

By the time it's ready, Jewar airport in 'Uttam' Pradesh will be renamed as Narendra Modi International Airport.
You've heard this first here.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

We don’t hype Dinkar enough. Read these four stanzas to witness absolute genius! Every word remains undeniably true across time, generations and species.

क्षमा, दया, तप, त्याग, मनोबल, सबका लिया सहारा,
पर नर-व्याघ्र सुयोधन तुमसे, कहो, कहाँ, कब हारा?

(You tried forgiveness, patience, and sacrifice, but did Duryodhana ever back down because of your restraint?)

क्षमाशील हो रिपु-समक्ष, तुम हुये विनत जितना ही,
दुष्ट कौरवों ने तुमको, कायर समझा उतना ही।

(The more humble you were before your enemies, the more they dismissed you as a coward.)

अत्याचार सहन करने का, कुफल यही होता है,
पौरुष का आतंक मनुज, कोमल होकर खोता है।

(When a person becomes excessively soft and passive, they lose the healthy fear or respect that their strength and valor ought to command in others.)

क्षमा शोभती उस भुजंग को, जिसके पास गरल हो,
उसका क्या जो दंतहीन, विषरहित, विनीत, सरल हो।

(Forgiveness is a noble attribute only for a venomous snake that commands fear. What value or dignity is there in the "forgiveness" of a snake that has no teeth, carries no venom, and is inherently harmless and meek?)

[Astra 🪖 @Astra_szn]

If she stays online after saying gn, that means she has a second guy but if she goes offline right after saying gn that means you’re the second guy

[Lt Gen DP Pandey @LtGenDPPandey]

Unlucky Hamam. He would be wishing to be caught in India.
Fair trial, media defence, whole range of system to give biryani, if possible send him home, write essay, no one died so why punish, and Jantar Mantar protest to put Capt Smit on trial.
He would have lived long life.

[📖🎧ྀི @inkandseerah]

English teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever.

[Chick @chickcrisis]

wtf 😭😭😭

[CRIX @OnyChr2022]

Just got robbed in China and the police asked me to describe what he looks like