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@A_Payne14 7am start would solve this. A relaxing breakfast with a cup of coffee and contingency for delayed metros. Life coaching sessions are charged in addition to my usual fee

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@A_Payne14 With only a 40% success rate, my diagnosis is to account for the delays by getting up earlier. Invoice in post.

[Nick Metcalfe @Nick_Metcalfe]

Apart from journalists, who famously work hard every day God sends, people tend to pack up in December. You can’t even get hold of anyone on the phone. It’s a half baked effort all round from the nation. It’s no time for an election. I say do the sensible thing and wait for 2020.

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We have to correct the false perspective of paid labor=dignity. #BasicIncome

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@jmsclee There's a wonderful pub in an industrial estate in Huddersfield... The Magic Rock Brewery. Perfect for the factory visitor

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@CalKroos I was thinking that. Everywhere I have worked, which was for a few companies in a relatively mundane industry doing nondescript clerical work, there were loads of good people with wide ranges of interests. Not many "normies" watching Mrs Brown's Boys in there all.

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@barneyfarmer ....right

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@kingsleychapman @ParmStarUK One for you...

[Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK]

when will the literary establishment be ready to acknowledge the most influential book published in the last 30 years

[M ੯‧̀͡⬮ @boochiecatdoll]

Boomer trying to apply for a loan via fb comments ......

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@the_itch1980 Aye I went about 10 years ago. Gorgeous country by the way, if you get the bus from there to Mostar you go through all these fjords and mountains. Like Norway but with hot sun and cheap pints

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@SnookerHQ The 147 million jackpot is perhaps the most ridiculous thing Barry Hearn has introduced. Unless it was done to deliberately annoy Ronnie, in which case it's mildly amusing.

[Amanda @Manda_like_wine]

If a mum with 3 kids and bags has 4 reserved seats for a long train journey, and you're sitting in their seats on a full carriage, don't tell them that their tickets don't matter in a posh voice and then say you're not moving and refuse to make eye contact. Don't be these people.

[The Triangle @shipleytriangle]

We got burgled again last night, this time they got away with £3k+ worth of stock and kit including our stereo and decks. We're a tiny indy business with little spare cash. If you want beer anytime soon please bear us in mind so we can save to stop this happening. Cheers, Gavin x

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@A_Payne14 @jnacrl @EmmaLizThompson After they cut the wires... "Who's playing?" "Err...Arsenal....versus...... England?"

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@jnacrl @EmmaLizThompson Yeah I mean no harm and/or misogyny! In the meantime, I need to know the only team in the top four leagues to contain no letters from the word 'MACKEREL'

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@TheBiancsta @GaryOnCue Yeah I can die happy now basically. Worth thirty quid of anyone's money for that! But the arse-about exhibitions at the end of early finishing matches is A Good Thing in my book! Good for the fans, not many sports do such things