Nigel J

Adopotive Brummie. Capitalism burner.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

A MONSTROUS imposition!?

You described blackface as a 'bit of fun', claimed MP expenses on refurbishing the kitchen in your second home and voted against private landlords having to make their homes "fit for human habitation"

YOU are the monstrous imposition on the country.

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

"Nothing would make me less likely to go shopping than the thought of having to mask up."

Conservative MP Sir Desmond Swayne calls the government's decision on wearing face coverings in shops in England a "monstrous imposition".

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@ccfowles YAAAAS.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@Tom__Rackham @ccfowles Well done palmigo!

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@ccfowles

[Nigel J @RexNige]

I just put last night's profiterole cream in my coffee cause it's been one of those mornings, big deal, want to fight about? CAUSE I'LL FIGHT YOU.

In other news, i think I've had too much sugar this morning.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

The Conservatives are in the pocket of super-rich developers.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

Oh, thanks.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

Can I cover my portion (read: whole thing) in cheese?

[Tom Rackham @Tom__Rackham]

When we can get out, I fully intend to open a University Challenge themed restaurant with a dish called Starter For Ten which is just the most gigantic garlic bread to share between all of the friends you’ve missed. There will also be no judgment if one person wants to go solo.

[Tom Rackham @Tom__Rackham]

How about fuck off you fucking fucker? If anyone agreeing with Sunak has watched a second of TV, listened to a moment of music, read a sentence of a novel, or otherwise consumed an ounce of creative output, you can also go fuck yourselves because WE MAKE YOUR LIVES BETTER.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

Fully expecting the next announcement to just be:

Cases: #N/A
Deaths: #REF!

[Max Roser @MaxCRoser]

In the UK the number of cases rose rapidly.
But the public – and authorities – are only learning this now because these cases were only published now as a backlog.

The reason was apparently that the database is managed in Excel and the number of columns had reached the maximum.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

mind blown to find out the Leave campaign started their marketing in The Truman Show #Brexit

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@Tom__Rackham @ccfowles And Batman.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@Tom__Rackham @ccfowles I had the nickname Blue Steel for a while.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

Advisor: Thanks, Linton.

Me: Sorry my name is Nigel, Linton is my surname.

Advisor: Isn't Linton-Fielding your surname?

Me: Yes.

Advisor: Sorry, what's the problem then?

Me:

[Cllr Benali Hamdache AM @greenbenali]

Yesterday’s @YouGov polling.

Greens on 5%, Lib Dems on 6%

Guess which party was left out of all the reporting 🙄

It’s politically significant that we’re level with the yellow party.

Maybe RT this so everyone sees it?

[Nigel J @RexNige]

SoCialiSm iS tOo exPenSiVe

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

McDonald's workers in Denmark get $22/hour, 6 weeks paid vacation, year paid maternity leave, pension + universal health care/sick leave

In the U.S. that job can be $7.25/hour and no benefits

The cost for all this? The Denmark Big Macs cost 27 cents more
https://t.co/azQTyZCXfL

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@bex6 You'll be pleased to know this might be partly your fault: I have been reading bits of I'll Be Gone in the Dark to her haha.

[Nigel J @RexNige]

Me, trying to gently wake my sleeping wife:
"Do you want a coffee?"

Wife (shouting as she awakes): "WHO IS THE DETECTIVE!?"

Me: ...

Wife:...

Me:

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@Tom__Rackham

[Nigel J @RexNige]

@ccfowles @Tom__Rackham You got this.