JunkFoodJones

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@StoolMintzy @BarstoolBigCat Close enough buddy, close enough

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@OhioTate Mike Lupica

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@OhioTate Damon Runyon?

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@StoolMintzy Jesus christ, take the extra minute it requires and put a goddamn shirt on before recording these.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@OhioTate The most painfully inane story every told. It broke me. A second, an hour. A minute, a lifetime. There is the life I had before listening to this tape, and the life I endured after listening to it. My god have mercy on your souls.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@colin_dunlap A lot of school districts give kids in grades 9-12 the option of taking a "weightlifting" class instead of typical gym. It's a nice option because it gives our football players an extra opportunity to get in their daily workout.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@mostlysports @TonyStewart Did you guys get a chance to ask him about his years working for Ernie Keebler?

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@OhioTate @Pick6 This looks like someone made a PowerPoint slide, screenshotted it, texted it to themselves, downloaded it off Facebook, and then said “yeah, that’s crisp enough for national distribution.”

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@OhioTate See that’s the genius of hanging out by the men’s room door all night. One way in, one way out baby. Once waited out a Rick Barnes three flusher from the adjacent stall, nice guy….real pro.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@atdanwhite This is exactly why I piss in the washing machine - bigger bowl, shorter line.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@atdanwhite

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@atdanwhite I know why the doughboy laughs. When his chef’s hat askew and belly bruised. It is not a chuckle of joy or glee. But a prayer he sends from his hearts deep core. A plea that upward to heaven he sends. I know why the doughboy laughs.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@AmiriKing

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@atdanwhite That’s clearly a hooker. Be better Golden Corral.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@_willcompton Thankfully you have a lifetime of auto restoration and repair expertise

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@atdanwhite Fuck that beagle, Snoopy has been a real asshole to Woodstock since he got a cut of those Schultz royalties. That’s 39 stories of fall time to remember he‘s not falling off the ol’ red doghouse anymore.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@PardonMyTake Already fully in character for his upcoming starring turn in “With Arms Wide Open”, the Scott Stapp story. Heavy Oscar buzz.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@BarryOnHere Great, now you got yourself a Charles Oakley problem.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@_willcompton Yeah, but are you hurt or are you injured Will? Because we’re all hurting this time of year Will, but if you’re injured, fine, go see the trainer.

[JunkFoodJones @Rexweeze]

@atdanwhite That line only works when sent at 3 a.m. That’s Economics 101 first chapter first page stuff Dan.