ND🥤

[➰ @investorbil]

This guy brought his babe to field today.
Someone who doesn't normally make first set. I first pick am for my team and made him captain. The two penalties we got I called him from right back to play them.
Got home now and he asked for Aza and sent me
20kpa
Broooooo-Cooodee

[Sony🤎 @sa_ni001]

Na only NYSC I see say to go party na by force

[Leroy @EngrLer0y]

this nigga a genius

[🐬 @_pauliegee]

@Nwachinemere26 no reduce my iq abeg

[D @deeprivac]

this girl fainted infront of me today at the mall and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down i know the real reason was cos of how good my trim was

my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.

[NWACHINEMERE @obinna_chikodi]

I don go buy okrika cloth wey Dollars dy inside 😂

[willinilli @willismallz]

"Ben 10 dey hell fire"

"Malt and milk na blood tonic"

"Don't drink garri after taking mango"

"Eat beans it will make you tall"

"If rain and sun dey shine together, lion don born"

[ᜰ @b0yaviator]

Rubber band dey suck blood...

Omo people really whine me back then oo 😂💔

[Bayomi @SemudaraAbayomi]

Low quality problems everyday. If it’s not light, it’s network

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇵🇹 Jorge Jesus today on Cristiano Ronaldo statement: “I read the statement and now, like I do every day, I'm going to the Federation headquarters to work, to think about the Portuguese national team”.

“I have nothing more to say”.

[JULIUS ㊗️ @XBig30]

I’ve never seen a body feint like that before 😭

[ND🥤 @Rexxwurld]

I Dey on am like this

[We$t @flygodT]

Once them give me AUX for neutral settings I go just play Asake, he no dey ever fail me

[dele @omodxle]

Saturday go brazy gan i go dey viewing centre from 12:30 to 7
i don miss premier league 😔

[ND🥤 @Rexxwurld]

@Iammacanthonyc @itsSh0la Just guide

[🇦🇷🧉 @jonahcelona]

your wife vs your homeboy during your funeral

[JULIUS ㊗️ @XBig30]

What on earth? 😭

[hezi @hklivingg]

ngl i be sneak shazaming

[🍯 @MisterOyin]

To every one of us retiring from Argentina tonight 🍷🍷

So long! We had a good ride.

[ND🥤 @Rexxwurld]

I’m some niggas

[Odun 🎲 @Ewatomiby]

Some niggas self-respect be like oath. They fit miss a girl badly, think about her every day, still want to talk to her… but their stance will never change , they will never still reach out 🤦🏾‍♂️😂