Jannik Sinner joins Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal as the only men to record three straight-set wins in Grand Slams over Novak Djokovic (excluding retirements) 👏
Leaving aside his false claim that nobody else has settled a war, here are the eight items on President Trump’s “ended eight wars” list:
- A diplomatic dispute between Egypt and Ethiopia that was never a war
- Some sort of mystery situation between Serbia and Kosovo that also wasn’t a war under Trump
- The war in the eastern DRC that has never actually ended despite a US-brokered peace agreement
- The 12-day war between Israel and Iran last year, though Israel proceeded to join the US in going to war with Iran this year
- The war between Israel and Hamas, though Israel has continued to conduct near-daily attacks in Gaza despite a US-brokered ceasefire
- An India-Pakistan ceasefire Pakistan vocally credits Trump for but India claims Trump had nothing to do with
- The Armenia-Azerbaijan peace agreement and Thailand-Cambodia ceasefire in which all parties say Trump/his team was indeed a significant factor
We see our home planet as a whole, lit up in spectacular blues and browns. A green aurora even lights up the atmosphere. That's us, together, watching as our astronauts make their journey to the Moon.
Hot Take:
The Samaná Peninsula in the Dominican Republic is one of the most beautiful places on Earth.
S-Tier.
It doesn't get the respect that Bali, the Amalfi Coast, or the Greek Isles do.
But it sure as hell deserves it.
Epic waterfalls. Pristine white-sand beaches. Endless groves of coconut-bearing palm trees. Humpback Whales breaching the surf.
Pure paradise.
A lot of Westerners cast aside the DR into the dustbin of touristic hell bc of the all-inclusivity, gringofied hordes of Punta Cana.
Samaná is the real deal.
The entire planet is counting down to the single most satisfying obituary ever written. Because he is, was, and forever will be an irredeemable piece of shit.
The man that humiliated every US ally that ever fought alongside the US, the man that ridiculed the European soldiers that died in Iraq and Afghanistan claiming they "stayed a little back", the cretin that kept claiming the US doesn't need allies, now begs for allies to help.
This Trump tweet is a work of art and needs to be kept for posterity. It turns out that the US has destroyed 100% of Iran’s military capability. Yet, to combat a military with no capability he is left pleading with allies he has regularly insulted to save him in the Gulf.
Millennials living through:
- 2 economic recessions
- 9/11
- Iraq & Afghanistan
- a global pandemic
- 8 stock market crashes
- jobs replaced by AI
- Host of The Apprentice possibly starting WW3
We’re tired boss.