Sharktooth Sean

If you're looking for something to fill the void left by the cancellation of your favorite TV show, then go look somewhere else! My tweets are serious.

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@drewandp_ Watch your mouth

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@KalyanRamkumar Wow. So sad. Praying for all my friends with Androids right now. They're people too ya know. Thankfully the fix should be in soon :prayeremoji

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Congratulations!

[The Wonton Don @DonnieDoesWorld]

Heard Billy Tibbetts got out of jail today. I have no comment on the situation except that the intro to this remix is undeniably catchy

https://t.co/ya1gz9cv1n

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

If #WWIII happens and I get deployed to Piccadilly I’m rage quitting.

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@KalyanRamkumar @brgridiron @BleacherReport Than @ethan_kohanik’s ass would be gone. Merry Christmas and to all a good night.

[Julian Edelman @Edelman11]

Seasons change #DecemberFootball 🌨

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@ESPNCFB @NissanUSA @KalyanRamkumar Even he knows he made the wrong decision smh

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@_bentweets Thank you kind sir

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

Rumor has it Santa Claus watched one Trevor Wallace video and is now meandering around the North Pole telling everyone to call his fat ass Santa Claws

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

When The Blind Side first came out my dad told me it was about a blind football player so when the car crash scene happened and everyone in the theatre gasped I just sat there scoffing at the fact that Sandra Bullock allowed her blind, adopted son to get behind the wheel of a car

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@K1 You suck

[AB @AB84]

LFG #GodsPlan

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@anugov1 @Trent_Linker Gatherer-Stevens

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Get drug tested immediately please

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

Never been more rattled than when I was 13 and my doctor sternly said "jacket off" and then proceeded to hand me a cup and point to the bathroom. Turns out he just wanted me to take off my winter coat but I really thought I was about to get Kevin Spacey'd up in that bitch.

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@KalyanRamkumar That designer @Pureworldbrands T-shirt doe 🔥🔥🔥

[Sharktooth Sean @Rez4Prez15]

@KalyanRamkumar @nvirkler9 I knew Nick in college - good guy, well-intentioned, but he always seemed to have his head in the clouds. I knew his 250 lb, 5’6” frame would one day create a force of gravity strong enough to pull his head down from those clouds and back to a harrowing reality. Feel for the guy.