Captain

Abundance my nigga, abundance.

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

He destroyed Landmark & people’s lives & businesses just to open up a coastal road that leads to his personal real estate development with Gilbert Chagoury. A very wicked soul.

[Akóh 🎴 @ManLikeAkoh]

Hangover extended IPO sales ke? This love is too much for poor people o.

Lmaooo

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

This is the same building the American real estate expert reviewed.

The very same building.

Here is Ola of Lagos’s review of that house. Zero useful information. Zero sensible analysis. Just a lot of noise, useless hype and sprinkles of “I no fit poor”

[Captain @Rhayney]

@officialABAT @PiCNG_EV @NGFSecretariat Blessing ko, Mary nii. Ogbeni pack your bags, your time is up.

[Captain @Rhayney]

@TheSerahIbrahim You go first wan craze 😂

[Captain @Rhayney]

@ZeynaOtub SYBAU

[Captain @Rhayney]

Fuck you, Cancer!!!

[Captain @Rhayney]

@Aderinto001 @KingCharlie01 No be your eye o

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adult activity. You sacrifice your sleep and peace, spend ridiculous amounts on overpriced drinks, then waste the entire next day exhausted and hungover. What exactly is the appeal?

[Otis @brianxotis]

i got my own scars, but i’m not using them as an excuse to leave scars on other ppl.

[Dele Farotimi. A victim of Nigeria @DeleFarotimi]

There’s nothing to say that hasn’t been said..😰

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

“we’ll see”
a polite way to say no.

[Onyi🤎 @NotYourGuru_]

your perfume tells me you have money, not your phone

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

please stop making people feel awkward for getting excited about the things they genuinely love.

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Being racist is a sign of low intelligence.

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

When I die, I’m gon be the only one in that coffin, so don’t get mad at me for putting myself first

[Oreoluwa Bukola, CFA. @BukkyOA]

Having multiple successful siblings will greatly increase your chances of financial success.

[Captain @Rhayney]

@rukky_nate Your life go slowly start to dey spoil

[Captain @Rhayney]

@1djpowerplay After tax, very important statement 😂😂😂