Rhea

*Single Mother of None.
*Social Marketing Guru
*Would never turn down tacos

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Dad watching @AGT "oh yay! He got the golden shower!" 😳
#ThingsDadsSay

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Everytime I watch @NBCTheVoice

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These fuck-face, garbage kids and their Momma hit up @RumorsComedy tonight. @TheDerekSeguin & @OBCcomedy shut it down as usual.

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Evesdroppig on conversions today: "yeah, last night when I was snacking on vegetables in bed..." Am I the only one with bedside tums and a candy drawer?

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Parked my van under 2 big trees tonight. Don't disappoint me #MBStorm #WinnipegWeather

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

@jb_ton @ellentube @TheEllenShow Omg...could you even imagine. Romy and Michele 2.0

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

New drinking game: anytime they say "I Love You" on @BigBrother__USA you take a shot. 3 minutes in...

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

I fucking love comedy in all of its forms. 😂🤖 #YourHusbandIsDead

[Bring The Funny @bringthefunny]

Describe this sketch in emojis: 🏥🤖😨

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Conversation with myself tonight: "omg! Is that blood? Maybe it's chocolate... Oh phew, it's Jello!"

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

@facebook memories reminded me that I was "getting things organized" 12 years ago. Should be any day now!

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

@bringthefunny @kenanthompson

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Upside to having limited cable, finding amazing shows like @bringthefunny

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Sister: Let's get pedicures
Me: Not until you make me a Lite Brite Pic....

[Dr Esther Odekunle @EstOdek]

This is how I want women to celebrate their successes. None of that ‘humble’ shit.

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Wore earphones at work that weren't playing any music today. Why? I've heard the SAME joke for 2 weeks straight from my office neighbors.

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Lol. This chick knows what's up. Shame on you @bumble

[sarah london @realsarahlondon]

spent the night pretending to be Sarah from the Conservative Party on Bumble! got me blocked from the app but i had lots of fun!!!!

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

😂😂 you know who you are

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Co-worker: are you alive?
Actually me at work today...
@kaylaelle_

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

Polite Canadian term for "Fuck, can you move?"
---"Can I just sneak in here?" #CanadianTrashTalking #Canadian #PoliteCanadian

[Rhea @RheaMaria85]

We don't have Cowboys in Manitoba...we have farmers. So last year, I requested a Cowboy & @atbfinancial delivered! @socialwestca
#dreambig #tbt #calgary #cowboytakemeaway #ATBListensLounge #ATBListens