Rhetorical Reince

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the last spark of humanity in a spineless sack of gravy and sadness

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

"does this confederate flag make me look racist enough"

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@mattyglesias If those libertarians could read they'd be very upset.

[Noble Prize in Sarcasm @rewegreatyet]

@UnderSecPD @DataRepublican Working with deranged conspiracy theorists who don’t understand how data works does have its drawbacks

[Stephen Richer @stephen_richer]

@JamesOKeefeIII A tiny bit. But only on behalf of those poll workers who will be harassed because of your stupid video.

And you know they did nothing wrong.

You're just not a good person. And not an honest one.

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

Writing the phrase "Trump something something Children' on the permanent interest is a choice, Lil Johnson.

[Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson]

Every single Democrat voted AGAINST:

➡️ Lower Taxes
➡️ No Tax on Tips
➡️ No Tax on Overtime
➡️ No Tax on Social Security
➡️ Lower Prescription Drug Prices
➡️ Trump Accounts for children

They chosen big government Marxism over common sense!!

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@gtconway3d @jemelehill Print the ticket at home and it's physical, right?

Scalia/Thomas logic here!

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@DaultRadio Having read a few academic papers, I do believe that some sentences do not, in fact, convey ideas.

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

TruthSocial charges $100k for advance access to what Harp posts on behalf of the lumpy wannabe dictator in the White House.

Don't pretend the whole thing doesn't stink.

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

Stop sharing that Natalie Harp letter. It’s clearly the letter of a woman who has been emotionally and mentally abused, and while I’m no fan, I’ll remind you that we live in a world where abusive men make women feel like they have to apologize for every inconvenience, and when they do, they use it against them. Focus. Stop giving MAGA the distraction they want. We have elections to win and this isn’t going to do it.

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@johnsaksa @RepJackKimble @JimmyFunGuy9 Rep Kimble has several Big Law partner constituents!

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@Mug_of_Glop Make America Hospice Again

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@RepJackKimble @JimmyFunGuy9 Possibly even White Shoe!

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

Shouldn't a doctor have object permanence?

[U.S. Senator Bill Cassidy, M.D. @SenBillCassidy]

While I respect Dr. Overton’s experience as a physician, I have strong concerns about her nomination to be FDA Commissioner. Her lack of managerial experience does not prepare her well for leading a large organization that is already dealing with staffing and morale issues. Additionally, Dr. Overton’s active role in last week’s nonsensical vaccine executive order calls into question her commitment to standing up for sound science and protecting children’s health. That alone is almost disqualifying.

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@OurShallowState That's more of a Stephen Miller thing

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

A possible romantic relationship between a president and one of his aides isn’t something the public needs to know about.

by Ken Starr and Newt Gingrich

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

No one respects cancer patients more than Eric, at least after he attended his court-ordered remedial "don't steal from your non-profit" classes!

[Eric Trump @EricTrump]

What absolute trash.

Natalie is an incredible young woman — a cancer survivor, a genuinely good person, and arguably one of the hardest-working people in the White House. She’s deeply committed to my father, to her job, and to this country.

From the looks of it, she got all the family genetics.

@CNN continues to be a joke.

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@TheTNHoller @hasanthehun What's he even talking about? I clearly heard Ossoff say "let's go branson".

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

Does he want to lose to Iran personally or something?

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is traveling to Iowa in his “personal capacity,” the Pentagon said, further fueling speculation that the former Fox News personality is mulling a run for president at some point. https://t.co/V785mbbJHd

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@jefftimmer Only inside.

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

@TheRickWilson Are you suggesting he likes *gasp* travelling with Callista?

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

The man so despised by his colleagues that they replaced him with a pedophile has opinions! Everyone listen!

[Newt Gingrich @newtgingrich]

Jon Ossoff owes Natalie Harp a personal apology for having smeared her. If a conservative Republican had attacked a liberal Democrat working professional woman the way Ossoff smeared Natalie Harp there would be cries to kick them off the ticket and reject this kind of misogynistic language diminishing and smearing someone who is simply doing their job. But then Ossoff routinely lies as the Jewish leaders in Atlanta pointed out recently and we should accept that he is a profoundly dishonest politician with no sense of honor.

[Rhetorical Reince @RhetoricLReince]

Would high school graduate Chuck Todd say that this account is "under prepared"?

[Chuck Todd @chucktodd]

Just disgusting behavior by an anonymous account. A normal human would have enough shame not to post something like this. A normal WH would be embarrassed by this.