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so far, so bueno

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@ThatEricAlper They asked 5 dentists 50 years ago and never asked again lol

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@dav64635 @katefeetie It's all the same

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@sam58820737 @max_gagliardi yes it was lol

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@insanedms "She's 7 [and I don't know how to be a parent]"

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@thirdmetax This is probably true but I would love to test this theory

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@MurrayHillGuy1 Many people in the world don't even have 10% of what you described.

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@RDHalden @omgsidewalks You're either not married or you have no kids. Or both.

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@jeremyct I almost 100% guarantee his house is worth double, if not more, than when he bought it. He can sell and come out with some nice equity.

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@MensHumor Neighbor on the left probably got mad when they did mow the entire patch in the past.

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@jackcalifano The last time concert tickets were $35 was in the 90s.

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@WorkElizab Guess he's gonna cry a little bit then.

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@MithrandirKing @bestofbreakin Yeah that's true.

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@frank_dragon88 @jeremyct Entitled response from you.

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@tuuu28283 No. "Yes" is a clear way to give an affirmative answer. "Yup" is slang that sometimes means maybe.

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@Chrisb1276767B @LinkedInLunat1c Because the real stuff isn't far off 😂

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@CashEatingCake @RespectfulMemes uh oh...

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@byamarachi In the bottom one, there are a lot more 5 star ratings

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@MithrandirKing @bestofbreakin You ever watch Better Call Saul? Slippin' Jimmy gets scrappy.

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@OrwellNGoode This is the plot for Season 3 of BEEF.

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@advancedjd @kmcnam1 Even though issues get solved within each episode in those types of shows, there is still an overall plot and themes that wouldn't make sense if you shuffled them up.