Raychul Johnson

The clock is a conspiracy and a crime against humanity.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

I had higher hopes for the writer strike’s picket signs.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

A whole lotta guys are going to be paying child support now. This doesn’t just affect women. It affects EVERYONE. #RoeVsWade #RoeVWade

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

@SpiritAirlines is like the sassy woman complaining at the store. Sometimes you want to be her best friend, sometimes you want her to just *not*

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

@KevinHart4real @TrueStory_Netflix why hasn’t Kevin Hart been doing dramas/thrillers this whole time?! SO GOOD!

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

@Argus911 there are 4 squad cars and a crime lab car at my neighbors house what’s going onnnnnn

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

@KFYRTV Any update with the press conference this morning?!

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

@Argus911 power out for entire neighborhoods on southeast side of town as off 11:35

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

Watching the @Netflix special on Pop and all I want is for @TPAIN to come over for dinner and play board games after because he seems like such a genuinely awesome dude. @TPAIN , please come over for dinner with your gorgeous wife. Please.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

Pumping and watching

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

@boburnham wanted to know if I was still watching or if it was just background music. Really digging the long hair, Bo 😍

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

@HarlanCoben The synopsis for the episode should’ve started with “In da club” instead of “at a club”.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

Unpopular opinion: I can’t stand @Netflix documentaries that leave the ending open and killer still out there. Can we get more like #thejinx where the killer is found at the end?! Sincerely, my agonizing anxiety

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

2020 Military Spending:
🇺🇸$740 billion
🇨🇳$193 billion
🇮🇳$64 billion
🇬🇧$62 billion
🇷🇺$61 billion
🇫🇷$55 billion
🇩🇪$51 billion
🇯🇵$50 billion
🇸🇦$49 billion
🇰🇷$40 billion
🇦🇺$31 billion
🇮🇹$29 billion
🇧🇷$22 billion

We should not spend more than the next 12 nations combined on defense.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

Rewatching @alwayssunny and I have never been more certain about anything in my life, than the fact that Dennis is a fucking psychopath. His dating tips come straight out of a serial killer’s playbook.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

Thanks to @netflix , I’ve realized Britain has a really small pool of actors.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

“You’re the ones who look like idiots out there” says the new coach to his ten year old team, in front of all their family members and half of Minnesota in the stands

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

4am thoughts on The Mighty Ducks: the plot is that a 30 something hot shot lawyer is deeply troubled and scarred from a second place finish on his Pee Wee hockey team. It haunts him. Pee wee hockey haunts a grown man.

[Raychul Johnson @RhodyRay]

The stands are PACKED for a D league pee wee hockey game. Reminder: one team doesn’t even have jerseys or hockey helmets. But they fans. And heart.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

2 cases of voter fraud in 2020: let's pass 253 voter suppression bills in 43 states

525,000 dead Americans: who needs covid relief?

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

According to Palm Beach County records, Trump recently requested a mail ballot... after making bogus 2020 fraud claims https://t.co/0kkXbZGrfP