Rhosaiy

All we do here is smile.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

People think putting your phone on silent means you’re hiding something. Do you know how annoying a ringing phone is? 😭

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

Need SN3 as soon as yesterday 😅

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

That guy thought y'all will side with him. 😂😂

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

Getting scared as who exactly smh

[Laban Mbunya @LabanMbunya]

@joemianomwangi Ooh I was getting scared kumbe it's just normal

[Kelvin Novo @KelOnovo]

As a married man, I once rejected my wife’s food over a quarrel for over a week even though I was still providing the money for it.

There was another time, close to three weeks, where I didn’t speak to her and she didn’t speak to me. Today I’ve outgrown all those habits.

At some point i said i no do again. But today we are 9 years still learning and enjoying it.

A lot of you talk like pros until you get married and your true nature comes out.
Marriage is just two imperfect people looking to build something. Blocking and unblocking your husband is just one way people vent anger that doesn’t mean she isn’t interested again one day she’ll outgrow it.

On Twitter people behave as if dem no dey sh!t. You don’t know what you can do until you get married.
No one gives marital advice more than a man or woman who hasn’t tested marriage.

I can’t do this I can’t do that😂

If you have never quarreled with your wife or husband to the point of leaving, the marriage then you haven’t truly started.

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

Part of The Agency Season 2 was shot in Kenya

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

Heh

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GMoi,your STANDARD media’s 5 days a week EXTORTIONIST propaganda HEADLINES on me & my administration’s transformative track record will get you NOTHING & NOWHERE.BLACKMAIL to yield to your GREED? NEVER.Kenya belongs to all Kenyans,not you alone.Jaribu 8 days a week. Do your WORST

[Mntrazana @moanerleaser]

A little whimsy here, a little whimsy there, but at the end of the day, I treat this big life of mine with all the seriousness it requires.

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

Rage baiting tu, kama hii ndio akili uko nayo pekee, i am sorry for the women in you life!

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

😂😂😂

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇. 𝐎. 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

I'm trying to imagine my mother being shown a video of me being beaten by my woman for cheating, while she's asking me, "Kwani hautosheki?"

Then my mother pauses the video, removes her glasses, rewinds it, and watches it again just to confirm that the man receiving "ngundi" like free government fertilizer is indeed her son.

Now imagine my friends visiting me in hospital.

Not because I was robbed.
Not because I was involved in an accident.

But because I was beaten for cheating.

"Pole sana bro."

"How many stitches?"

"One woman or a coalition government?"

The worst part is explaining how I got the injuries.

Doctor: "What happened?"
Me: "Domestic misunderstanding."
Doctor: "Who won?"
Me: "...she did."

At that point even the village elders will refuse to hear my case.

Where will I bury my head?

Not in sand.
Not underground.

I will need a whole quarry to disappear permanently.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

They didn’t steal your partner; your partner chose them.

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

Heh

[Sugar @_shugah]

Dear @Honeyfarsafi what you are doing is wrong, first of all, you people are fighting UGM because your favorite donors are in favor of Maraga & not Boniface Mwangi's Ukweli party or Okiya's ReKe movement, Neto & Shakira know each other at levels you don't understand, ask her....

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

@Sam_HereNow No official comms yet, no?

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

@nchore_jr Ain't no way, they must be from Nandi😂😂😂

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

Kalenjin babes from where?

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Dear men, all kalenjin babes huwa wamefunzwa kungojea bwana afike kejani ndio mkule. Supper inaweza iva by 6pm but itabidi mchill mkule time mzee atafika. Hata kama atafika 10pm. Kindly don't try this with Murima queens. Utapata umefunikiwa chakula yako ya masteelwire sitting.

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

@MPombe7403 Follow back so that I can dm thanks😂

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: Be fully where your feet are. When you're at work, work. When you're with family, be with family. When you're resting, rest. Most people are physically present and mentally everywhere else.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Anyone saying WFH is bad hasn't truly experienced it. I wake up just 10 minutes before work with no hour-long commute. I finish my workday without facing another hour of return traffic. I cook my own meals and get to spend time with my family. Where is the downside in that?

[Rhosaiy @Rhosaiy]

@ThikaTowntoday Thika Road is clear from Kahawa all the way