regular guy

4 beers old // pic by @lubchansky

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

fuck it going off private for a little to see how it feels

please do not bother me about my work, I don't know you

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

like how "lost" is it really if it's been properly preserved, catalogued, and available for public viewing for decades? an archive is the first place to look for these kinds of things!

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

idk if you can really call this "found", I watched this in the Paley Media Center archive room like 20 years ago

[Ryan W. Mead @rwmead]

The original pilot to The Muppet Show has been found! Among other things such as Fozzie’s voice (lampshaded in the televised version by having him claim he’s imitating John Wayne), the major problem is that the theme song was too damn long.

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

idk I'm starting to doubt you can really "buy" an election in America anymore, if you ever could. Bill Ackman couldn't buy a mayor. Bloomberg couldn't buy a presidency. Trump didn't win 2x just bc he had cash, he's a charismatic weirdo and people wanted to hear him be a weirdo

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

polls have this at neck and neck but there's no chance, it's been over for her

[Jack 🇵🇸 @jacktymac]

Bloomberg host Kailey Leinz: "Do you think there should be conditions on the aid the United States sends to Jerusalem and Tel Aviv?"

Haley Stevens: "Absolutely not"

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

@FrogfessorCroak lmfao god willing

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

the riis beach private club seems like such a shitshow, kinda morbidly curious to see how it can even open in a few weeks

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

while this still has momentum https://t.co/ykhbGTO0yk

[James @exhaustdata]

Just learned that writer/illustrator Edward Gorey was the most dripped out guy of all time

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

@tmtortellini this fucking rules

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

saw a youtube comment with a bunch of the ingredients for a waffle batter (no instructions) and I made a bunch of substitutions and omissions and the waffles still came out really tasty. I can do anything

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

randomest fucking people liking that tweet rn how did it get in front of Suzie Toot

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

I think the narrative that fetterman's brain injury turned him into a freak is funny but inaccurate. he was a zionist before he ever ran for office, he was a racist piece of shit, and I think people tend to forget that it was either him or dr oz. injury probably didn't help tho

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Sen. John Fetterman: I’m proud to call Senator Graham a friend. We bonded over our love and devotion to Israel.

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

@toymachinesh I love the concept and soundtrack for this game but I tried it out and it sucks soooo bad. impossible to hit anything

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

I go off private for 3 years and then immediately the first tweet afterwards gets the most activity I've ever had. been charging my spirit bomb

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

love the new Rhythm Heaven but my biggest problem with it is that the songs just aren't as catchy. plus I think the scoring being more generous means you have less incentive to replay the songs

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

kinda fucked up that Limp Bizkit could only make the best song of their career by having the heart of their band excised https://t.co/IwNYKXnuNT

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

@angieoverhere I can always be bothered about my dancing

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

fuck it going off private for a little to see how it feels

please do not bother me about my work, I don't know you

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

life is good then here comes my Test

[regular guy @RhymesWithBread]

accidentally turned it into a career

[mary🪲 @yeonjunneez]

not even kidding whatever interest you have at 14 will actually stick with you forever