Ten Gallon Head

No rain, No flowers

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

Milk comes out of his nose sometimes

[Bristol Bears 🐻 @BristolBears]

Oh, the stench 😅

#EXEvBRI | @huboofulfilment

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

My husband went through a scary phase of listening to Country & Western music, he played it at home in the car and we even went to themed bar in Blackpool, I considered leaving him, I didn't and that phase is over. Phew.

[Guyaneezer 🇬🇾🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kezurgh]

Terrible week for the unemployed

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

A country that still jails the poor for not buying television licences is paying the speeding tickets of Tory MPs

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

@Hols_79 @JamesJenx @fesshole You're review of his review isn't that thrilling either

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Spend time with people who keep you feeling young and make you belly laugh.

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

@HeinHag @RugbyPodcast No dipping before contact? Just walk up to the defender and let him tackle you then aye

[AIDA @shutupaida]

aesthetic moms that make their babies play with brown wooden toys like they’re Danish slaves. ur baby has a bad life

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

I hate when you get wings out somewhere and they just bake some dry ass unseasoned wings and fuck loads of sauce all over them like a 7 year old

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

What's in the jab according to COVID deniers I've met at work:

3 strands of HIV
Toe nails
Uranium
Gypsy tears
Aborted foetus
Space dust from Pluto

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

@therugbynetwork Surely a forward pass on the wing there

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

@rafferty_conan @V_Cat1 @ChampCummings Clearly short for gasoline you absolute mong

[Ten Gallon Head @Rhyswookie]

@j_a_hoffman @whitecoatcapxg @bessbell Let's not pretend your abstinence is voluntary Hoffman

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

I get people upset on Marilyn Monroe's behalf about the dress because she wouldn't want her memory evoked by a modern day sex symbol at the most glamorous event on earth, she would want it safely enshrined at a "Ripley's Believe it Or Not" in Florida.

[K @Sooperhooper3]

@MichaelBensonn @gloryglorytott Already had the durag on, ready for some good sleep