Dale Doback

just some jokes and lists of things

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New poetry

Fucking shit my pants
It’s like a chocolate tart
Feelin like Paul Blart

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Groceries more like yumeries

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@Spicy_Omelette1 Which movie was that in I don’t remember it

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Best Ron Weasley quotes that can be interpreted as homoerotic:

“Grab my wand Harry, NOW!”

“I wouldn’t go down there… it’s dangerous 😏”

“Oh Hagrid, why are you taking me down to your dark forest”

“Sit on that broomstick if you want to feel good”

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What kind of sick puppy eats reindeer on Christmas Eve

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@Spicy_Omelette1 Why did you have to mention Sweet Angel Reese’s skin colour?

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@Biggins_77 are they gay or not because I’ve caught a few now and I feel like I need to find out

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Are ferries gay?

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Don’t you think it’s funny how XS as a clothes size means really small but if you say the letters together it sounds like ‘excess’ which means a lot of. Funny old world we live in

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When the waiter at the resto wants to check if you’re a “real” Orlando Magic fan so he says “are you (Ryan) Dunn with your plate sir?” And I just go “nah thanks” 💀🫡

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@Spicy_Omelette1 White socks one of them rolled down 🫣

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A guy I know wore vans and shorts to a wedding. Bit of context here, he loves spear fishing so always wears a wetsuit. I said he should probably try wearing a drysuit 🤣👏

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Gummy bears more like yummy bears

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Whatever happened to Adelia Rose

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All I can think about is this horse and Marge Bouviet Simpson

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I’m in love with a disabled horse - what do I do next

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@JimmysBrothers @GuntherEagleman

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Me to the huzz after changing my sheets for the 3rd time this week

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@Spicy_Omelette1 This made me horny