sure it’s hot as hell outside and okay maybe our leafy greens give us diarrhea and the air makes you choke but don’t forget to log into microsoft teams and click around your little sheets today
Just saw an intern rip his vape in the elevator then zero it when a partner walked in. Either he gets the return offer or we leave as a package deal #expand
My dad used to intentionally take the family to restaurants that didn’t serve miller lite and after asking for one and being told they didn’t have them he’d sigh and fake-begrudgingly ask for a full cup of vodka instead