RichRandy

Honey I shrunk the kids and I want a divorce

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

DC > LA, prove me wrong. You can’t. You simply cannot. Randy NEVA LIES. Peace and love. #Brickd

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

It’s funny people complaining about East Potomac golf being closed for renovations and upgrades just because it’s the Donmesiter. That course is an ass muni. If any democrat did this there’d be claps and calls for celebration of continued investment and improvement of DC. THX

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This is for the true ball knowers

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

Asked for a girls name 4 times in a half hour last night at the Mecca 🕋 (Malarky’s). Record performance out of Randy. Did not score. Thank you.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

I love Jim Nantz so much it’s borderline sexual in nature.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

@TheDonFranchise Very powerful. Thx Don, we needed this as a nation.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

@LauraHayesDC This is back? How far gone did admo get. Christ.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

Listening to college era edm bangers restores all of my dopamine every time.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

@jimboknowlton Jimbo, good to hear from you. Thank you. I will also hit the strippies. Thx and likewise!

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

Randy has been silent. But having an airport beer on the way to Vegas. Plan on drinking a lot, gambling, and smoking a lot of cigs. Excited and wanted to share. Thx pls and thx.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

It’s now or never. BEAR DOWN BABY. SATURDAY UNDER THE LIGHTS. FUCK THE PACKERS. SEE YOU AT SOLDIER.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

@nickwoj98 Love me some Metra rail baby, hope you packed a beverage or two

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

@nickwoj98 One of my favorites. Thanks.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

Bear down baby. The EXCITEMENT IS PALPABLE. So many years of pain. GOOD BETTER BEST.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

The Pilgrimage. 🕋

[Mikael @BacardiCapital]

Jarvis increase BAC by 300%. Decrease vision and clear speech by 25%. Increase horniess by 69%. And find bag please

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

Unironically listening to Motherlover by Lonely Island #Banger

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

@jimboknowlton @ogmadditude And don’t you fucking forget it Jimbo.

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

It’s almost impressive how inconvenient of a place LA is to live. Everywhere just impossible to get to easily, but hey the weather is nice!

[RichRandy @RichRandy3]

Everytime we get a new coach man, it’s like they sign the contract and then get gifted an orb of stupidity.