Five years after Brexit,
"Number of Britons who think Brexit was right decision hits new low"
In 2016 British-American comedian John Oliver finished an episode of "Last Week Tonight" with,
"A song straight out of every British heart, which both relentless insults Europe and quietly acknowledges how lost we'd be without it"
Transcript
F*** you, European Union
Tally-ho, you f-cking pricks
We are the United Kingdom
You can eat our spotted dicks
That being said
We're not going to leave you
Turns out we need you nonetheless
F*** you, you're all clear, you know it is what it is
Poland is depressing
And there's vampires in Romania
Spain is far too hot
And where the f*** is Lithuania?
To be fair Slovenia is lovely
We're only kidding It sucks too
But we must admit
Without these countries
We'd be really screwed
F*** the European Union
Even though we must admit
We would all be batshit crazy
If we Vote for leaving it
We would all be batshit crazy
If we vote for leaving it you
Brexit is a disaster, rejoin the EU Single Market and then fully #RejoinEU
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